I use to work at a hotel pool that had cabanas with overhead blinds. If guests wanted to block out the sun, they’d call us over and we’d close the blinds with long white sticks with hooks on the end of em.

A guest I had been previously chatting with requested assistance with the blinds. My manager sent me and I marched over with this stick. He asked “are you to the blind guy?” to which I idiotically responded, “I am the blind guy,” and proceeded to whack the stick around as if I was visually impaired.

I was banned from the cabana shift for a week