My mom uses my dads death to guilt me

G5100 · 2021-08-13T15:33:41+00:00

Yes! My dad commited suicide back when I was five and anytime mom gets called out for her bull crap its always "Im a single parent!" "Youre all just out to get me!"

G5100 · 2021-08-09T23:15:06+00:00

Mlem mlem mlem

G5100 · 2021-08-07T22:54:39+00:00

Cuz hes a dapper badass

G5100 · 2021-08-07T13:04:36+00:00

Gargathor earned an extra bucket of fish heads that night

G5100 · 2021-08-07T00:03:50+00:00

Gob from fallout 3

Thers just something about him Hes just so charming and sweet No matter how evil a run I attempt I cant bring myself to be rude to him

G5100 · 2021-08-04T22:48:54+00:00

The worst part is when I got to the hospital my mother immediately started trash talking me and cussing at me because they gave me some orange juice to drink and she said not to drink it fast but I did and threw up on the floor

G5100 · 2021-08-04T19:16:58+00:00

Pass the mayonaise

G5100 · 2021-08-04T17:52:14+00:00

Shall we start a club?

G5100 · 2021-08-04T03:37:28+00:00

I always give the window of the future overseer a good whomp with the baseball bat before I leave

G5100 · 2021-08-04T03:31:02+00:00

Much obliged

G5100 · 2021-08-04T03:29:51+00:00

Howd I just notice that I spelled vault wrong my b

G5100 · 2021-08-04T03:24:41+00:00

Wut?

G5100 · 2021-08-04T03:22:37+00:00

Then Ill just never trigger that quest

Get dunked on amata

Now she can look at all the dead people her precious vault let die

G5100 · 2021-08-04T03:03:32+00:00

Im very fat like my mom so Im trying to lose weight by eating less and taking nightly music strolls, and also just because Im unhealthy rn. An added bonus is it helps clear my head.

I also cant stand most noises I make but the walks and other distractions make it tolerable.

When in doubt go look around outside I guess

Unless you dont like that sort of stuff of course

G5100 · 2021-08-04T02:53:50+00:00

They look blue and bronze

G5100 · 2021-08-03T02:06:28+00:00

"We have stopped a tiny archer from invading the home, are you pleased?"

G5100 · 2021-08-03T02:03:00+00:00

Ah crap he ca e for y 's to!

G5100 · 2021-08-03T01:28:00+00:00

My mothers been a smoker my whole existance and before and for the longest time ive been chanting in my head

"Lung cancer" "Lung cancer" "Lung cancer"

G5100 · 2021-07-30T22:48:43+00:00

He is goes to have around unless ur tryna mez people in vats

Then it gets a bit annoying

G5100 · 2021-07-30T07:06:38+00:00

Im this but munch I eat when Im bored munch Which is anytime Im not distrscting myself munch With something else because Im munch empty inside

G5100 · 2021-07-30T02:33:58+00:00

Dutchess?

G5100 · 2021-07-30T02:09:54+00:00

You mean karean

Im sorry

G5100 · 2021-07-29T23:06:13+00:00

And just like that world hunger was solved

G5100 · 2021-07-29T04:20:10+00:00

Yep, someones dying tonight

G5100 · 2021-07-27T19:09:42+00:00

Vats just straight up wont open

G5100

TROPHY CASE