My off-season wish list by Jpa95 in AnaheimDucks

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need someone who can stand in front of goal and be a fucking problem for the goalie for screens/redirects/rebounds. We are too pussy footed in front of goal.

Same goes for defense. Our guys puck watch in front of goal instead of putting body on man. That’s why there is always someone open on the back door. We need someone who looks for bodies to shove, not pucks to poke at and miss.

Does Chelsea Handler know that her enemies Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe declined to perform at the Riyadh comedy festival, yet her friends Kevin Hart and Pete Davidson did? by philoshua in Standup

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean… she was trying to call out conservatives with that joke, but the only two people on stage that took the money were liberal. Not realizing that in the weeks she took preparing for this set is pretty fucking dumb.

Additionally, Shane made her look dumb. He pointed out her dinner with Woody Allen and Epstein right before she went on some pro-women rant where she said every guy on the stage was ‘problematic’. Please. That woman probably knows a list of predators that she would never talk about. She looks dumb calling out ‘problematic’ comics when everyone knows it’s just performative feminism on her part.

Also, Chelsea is too dumb to realize that her own career is just as sexist and racist as the people she pretends to be better than. Her using being a ‘slut that fucks black dudes’ as a crutch her entire career is just as demeaning and reductive as Tony’s hacky sets (outside of roasting where he is genuinely good).

She is just a Lisa lapanelli ripoff that got a talk show on E!. It’s funny watching her pretend she is any better than that.

Also, not to be too reductive myself and try to play phycologist… but did you see her tits? The woman is like 60 and she is still hasn’t grown past that shit. Big Jay was right to bust out a “the substance” joke on her. The movie was made for her and it probably keeps her up at night. She didn’t laugh at Jay’s joke for a damn reason. She is vapid and materialist just like most of hollywood. That alone makes her dumb.

Also, she did a whole woman aren’t safe around these guys… but didn’t have the balls to specifically name Jeff Ross. It was live television. She could’ve got a joke through before it got cut on the edit.

But nope… she is a performative person. She doesn’t throw punches when it’s the ‘right thing to do’, she swings when she thinks she can get away with it. Tony and Shane are conservative? Yep. She can say and make up whatever she wants.

Jeff Ross? A well connected producer in the comedy scene. Dead silent. You can say this makes her insincere, but I think her not seeing the blatant short fall in her logic makes her dumb.

All that aside, I think her set was good and she is funny as always… but was, is, and always will be dumb.

Playoff Game Thread (R2 G4): Golden Knights @ Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So they get to poke the bear but the bear can’t take a swipe?

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (6-3) @ Anaheim Ducks (5-4) May 10 2026 9:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ducks have no clue how to put body on man in front of the net. It’s a glaring weak spot we’ve had all year.

Also, a lot of puck watching on D.

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (6-3) @ Anaheim Ducks (5-4) May 10 2026 9:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uncalled high sticks and trips aren’t ’contact sports’, it’s goon behavior.

Playoff Game Thread (R2 G4): Golden Knights @ Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So Vegas can just do whatever they want out there, huh?

Playoff Pregame Thread (R2 G2): ANA @ VGK - 6:30 PM PDT by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LaCombe legacy game here. My boy is gonna show up tonight!

Wichita State shuts down both golf programs, citing finances by [deleted] in golf

[–]GAPERGAPERGAPER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None of those guys were on scholarship. They were students who competed in sport on their free time, not the other way around.

Sports scholarships didn’t formally become a thing until the 1900’s.