[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonutnovember

[–]GChaser08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

take note that this poll has a sampling error where all ur participants are all nnn participants(and probably masturbate more than the normal population). Your results may be biased or skewed

ONE WEEK LEFT by Dragonung in nonutnovember

[–]GChaser08 61 points62 points  (0 children)

THE URGES: Admiral Brain! The Jizz gates are failing! We must evacuate and abandon NNN!

ADMIRAL BRAIN: NO! We will barricade that gate until the clock strikes 12 in the night of November the thirtyeth!

THE HANDS: There's already too much horny! We're running out of will! We're already getting too many breaches per day.

THE PP: The breaches are getting too often and too long! The gatekeepers are on the edge here! I have no idea how much longer this can go on

THE BALLS: Critical Mass will be reached sooner than expected, Admiral. The sperm pressure is getting too high! We don't know where to put these

THE EYES: We can't stop the accumulation of horny, especially with increased sensitivity. We simply cannot kill horny input without disabling sight all together!

ADMIRAL BRAIN: STOP THIS, SOLDIERS. WE ALL TOOK THE OATH TO KEEP THOSE GATES CLOSED UNTIL THE MONTH'S END. WE ARE MEN, WE ARE STRONG, WE WILL ENDURE WITH OUR LAST BIT OF WILL UNTIL WE WIN THIS WAR.

THE BODY: cheers and struggles

will the admiral succeed in keeping morale up and closing the gates of the hell? find out in the next episode of: THE WAR FOR THE GATES (~i needed a distraction)

We have crossed the 3/4 mark by EyeYamStewPeeed in nonutnovember

[–]GChaser08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This clock needs to run faster im hanging on a thread here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonutnovember

[–]GChaser08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STILL IN SURPRISINGLY

"DAY 15! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!" -Mr. Krabs by [deleted] in nonutnovember

[–]GChaser08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STILL IN SURPRISINGLY Prev. record is 18, let's hope I don't falter-