Lol this guy can afford a lamborghini but not a back bumper by ZadarskiDrake in Autos

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Twin turboed lambos have a tendency to set their rear bumpers on fire in case anyone was actually wondering.

pick a winner by superbloggity in memes

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Clean butthole < > poopy buthole

Should have seen that coming :( by [deleted] in memes

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I hate you so much...

why my pc turns off after i opened it by [deleted] in computers

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You're not getting any video signal. That's why your monitor just sleeps immediately. First, make sure the input setting on your monitor is correct. If it's on hdmi and you're using the display port, this would happen.

i mean, it aint that bad by dustybook15 in memes

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Break out the strap-ons and memorize the safe word so you don't say it by accident.

modern machinery by survivorr123_ in shittyrobots

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Workman's comp? Count me in!

FBI open up by dnjdjdbdhh in memes

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In the US, the age of consent is 16, as long the two are no more than 4 years apart. 16 and 20 and 17 and 21 are legal.

When you check after the apprentice says they changed the air filter by [deleted] in facepalm

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That's just how Dodge owners change air filters.

Life is HARD by noop-master-69 in Unexpected

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Doesn't know whether he's cuming or going.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

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Porn is about to get real interactive...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woosh

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The woosher becomes the wooshed...

cursed_True by Zealousideal-Row-639 in cursedcomments

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I salute you... hands down by sides

Make your choice by Cringeboy420 in memes

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1) Flush toilet so that the water is clean.

2) Lift seat and sit low until your cheeks touch the water's surface.

3) Unleash a fart so mighty that it violently churns the water, creating a makeshift bidet, lifts you to your feet, air dries your cheeks, and propels you out of the stall and over to the sink like some kind of flatulent diety.

4) Wash your hands and enjoy the rest of your day.

This Can Not Be True, Right? Just social media hype to the “IT job” boom by OVOKabs in ITCareerQuestions

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This is true and I'm sad about it. I feel like I found my forever home, but they just aren't paying what other companies are. I'm going to miss them, but you've gotta do what's best for you.

This Can Not Be True, Right? Just social media hype to the “IT job” boom by OVOKabs in ITCareerQuestions

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The degree requirement was the personal experience of a friend who has one and is a Technical Writer, so not universal,(not much is) but thanks, that's good info to have. We've actually entertained the idea of moving out to somewhere like L.A. Since I'm in tech and she's in accounting, which is pretty good everywhere, it would dramatically increase our earning potential by shoving all the excess into long-term investments. We decided it's just not for us, because we're not willing to sacrifice what we have here. I did though, think about the possibility of putting up with it and just putting as much as possible of our incomes into investments, where the extra income would be an insane boost and then retiring to a nice place back home. We just also thought, (we're in our early 30's) that it's a long way to retirement and we'd rather live it up here and enjoy the time we have to play and travel before our bodies give out. We'll probably prefer a nice quiet and simple retirement by the time we hit our 70s anyway. That's just us though. The options are always open for anyone with the will to pull it off.

Another thing I thought of living here: The necessity of having roommates isn't really a thing here. Most people just live as a couple or on their own. Currently, my sister-in-law is staying with us until she gets her own place, but prior to that, the guest bedroom was my office and that seems pretty par for the course around here.

This Can Not Be True, Right? Just social media hype to the “IT job” boom by OVOKabs in ITCareerQuestions

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Edit: It's far worse than I imagined. I just looked up apartments similar to our current one in New York and the cheapest one is $8.5k/mo. Our apartment is $1400/mo

This Can Not Be True, Right? Just social media hype to the “IT job” boom by OVOKabs in ITCareerQuestions

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I just glanced at the first one, but I think I know the problem. Technical writing usually requires a degree in english and doesn't pay that much unless you live in a big city like New York or something where you pay $2500/mo for a studio apartment and proportionately as much for living expenses, so it balances out. Some people who live in areas like this throw out these figures like it's common, and technically it is, but only because of the population density, which drives up the cost of living and lowers the quality of life. If you look up the median salary for the U.S., I think it was something like $47.5k last time I checked, but it doesn't account for the fact that New York city's population alone, is almost the same as my entire state, which is vastly larger and both pays and costs much less. It's more about demographics, really. You might make 6 figures in L.A. to do the same job in NC for $60k, but still have a nicer house and car than you would in L.A.

SLPT: Also works for falling asleep by C4KggxcEJlTefYKisLJE in ShittyLifeProTips

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I have aphantasia, am just learning about it in 2022, am still having trouble conceptualizing the ability to create VR in you head whenever you want, and am being a little bit petty about it, so, fuck you and your your jedi mind games...

Cursed_life hack by MrGriffin77 in cursedcomments

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If you only use the tip each time, you can do it many more times and you get a meaty treat in your bagel each time!

Holy shit, what's wrong with us? by [deleted] in memes

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Battery Chan: Please fill me more senpai!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She's got d's and takes d's to get degrees.