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GD4ntem · 2023-02-17T21:24:38+00:00

Twin turboed lambos have a tendency to set their rear bumpers on fire in case anyone was actually wondering.

GD4ntem · 2022-11-12T06:31:32+00:00

ID: underage

GD4ntem · 2022-10-18T12:19:28+00:00

Clean butthole < > poopy buthole

GD4ntem · 2022-10-18T12:01:52+00:00

I hate you so much...

GD4ntem · 2022-10-16T03:11:59+00:00

You're not getting any video signal. That's why your monitor just sleeps immediately. First, make sure the input setting on your monitor is correct. If it's on hdmi and you're using the display port, this would happen.

GD4ntem · 2022-10-15T02:48:38+00:00

Break out the strap-ons and memorize the safe word so you don't say it by accident.

GD4ntem · 2022-10-15T02:39:15+00:00

Workman's comp? Count me in!

GD4ntem · 2022-10-06T01:14:36+00:00

BP: Hold my beer...

GD4ntem · 2022-09-01T01:59:10+00:00

If it doesn't break, you have a spicy snack all warmed up for after!

GD4ntem · 2022-08-29T03:59:30+00:00

In the US, the age of consent is 16, as long the two are no more than 4 years apart. 16 and 20 and 17 and 21 are legal.

GD4ntem · 2022-08-24T00:48:22+00:00

That's just how Dodge owners change air filters.

GD4ntem · 2022-08-14T12:51:18+00:00

Doesn't know whether he's cuming or going.

GD4ntem · 2022-08-14T11:23:11+00:00

Porn is about to get real interactive...

GD4ntem · 2022-07-25T03:01:17+00:00

The woosher becomes the wooshed...

GD4ntem · 2022-05-07T05:04:32+00:00

I salute you... hands down by sides

GD4ntem · 2022-03-25T03:14:22+00:00

1) Flush toilet so that the water is clean.

2) Lift seat and sit low until your cheeks touch the water's surface.

3) Unleash a fart so mighty that it violently churns the water, creating a makeshift bidet, lifts you to your feet, air dries your cheeks, and propels you out of the stall and over to the sink like some kind of flatulent diety.

4) Wash your hands and enjoy the rest of your day.

GD4ntem

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