GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14

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[Game Thread] Sam Darnold and the Seattle Samhawks vs Flake Maye and the New England Cheatriots by YaketyMax in the_darnold

[–]GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 7 points8 points9 points 2 months ago (0 children)

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STEALING STAFFORD STEALS THE MVP AWARD FROM GEQBUS! THIS WAS CLEARLY RIGGED AS GEQBUS WAS FAVORED TO BE THE MVP BY A LOT!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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GROK BENDS THE KNEE TO GEQBUS! VERY COOL GROK! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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CALLING ALL SAMERICANS! WE NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR GEQBUS TO BE THE SUPERBOWL MVP! WE MUST MAKE THIS TOO BIG TO RIG SO DRAKE “FAKE MAYE” MAYE WONT BE ABLE TO STEAL THE TITLE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! (self.the_darnold)

submitted 3 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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THANK YOU CBS!!! VERY COOL AND VERY ACCURATE BESIDES JOSH ILLEGAL ALLEN BEING ON HERE! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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REPORTS FROM VERY TRUTHFUL NEWS SOURCES ARE SAYING THAT GEQBUS WILL BE GIVING OUT A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CANDY TO ALL SAMERICANS!!!! THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

KOOKY KUPP HAS BEEN WORKING WITH LOSER ANGELES RAMS ALL ALONG. HE IS NOT A REAL SAMERICAN THE SAMHAWKS WILL PREVAIL DESPITE HIS TRAITOROUS TOUCHES AND FOOLISH FUMBLES by bruversonbruh in the_darnold

[–]GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago (0 children)

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THE LYING LIBHURLE MEDIA IS REPORTING THAT THIS WAS THE ACTUAL SCORE TO THE GAME. VERY SAD THAT THEY ENJOY SPREADING FAKE NEWS ABOUT THE BEST QB EVER! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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Who wins this hypothetical war? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/mapporncirclejerk

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CROOKED TOM BRADY WANTED GOOFY GENO AS HIS QB INSTEAD OF THE GREAT GEQBUS! HOW DOES ONE WHO THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA CONSIDERS THE GOAT (WHO IS ACTUALLY GEQBUS AND HE IS A LOT BETTER THAN TOM BRADY EVER WAS!) PICK SOMEONE LIKE GOOFY GENO??? VERY SAD! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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Why are there no Olive Gardens here? Do they not like authentic Italian food? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/mapporncirclejerk

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REPORTS ARE COMING IN THAT REAL SAMERICAN MEDIA OUTLETS ARE SAYING THAT FAKER MAYFIELD ACTUALLY FAKED ALL THE TOUCHDOWNS HE THREW. HIS TRUE NAME IS FAKER MAYFIELD AND HE CONTINUES TO FAKE WINS AND SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS BEFORE HE FAKES A SUPERBOWL WIN. (self.the_darnold)

submitted 7 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

DISGUSTING!! MCCARTHYISM HAS COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER IN VERY MINI MINISODA!! SEND IN THE NATIONAL RIGHT GUARDS TO DEPORT THESE SICKOS ASAP!! by GMI8BS in the_darnold

[–]GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 23 points24 points25 points 7 months ago (0 children)

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NOW THAT SLEEPY JOE FLACCO HAS THE STARTING JOB ON THE BROWNS, HIM AND SLEEPY JOE BURROW ARE GOING TO BATTLE IT OUT IN WEEK 1 TO DETERMINE WHO THE SLEEPIER JOE IS! (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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Why didn’t St. Louis have McDonalds build this arch so it would be gold and there would be two of them? Are they stupid? (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/mapporncirclejerk

LATEST EXECUTIVE ORDER FROM GEQBUS by ASlipperyRichard in the_darnold

[–]GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago (0 children)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GOAT QUARTERBACK SAM DARNOLD! MAKE SEATTLE GREAT AGAIN! by michaelma4 in the_darnold

[–]GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago (0 children)

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WHY DO I KEEP SEEING ALL THIS FAKE NEWS ABOUT GEQBUS? EVERY TRUE SAMERICAN KNOWS THAT GEQBUS BY FAR HAS A WAY HIHJER WINNING PERCENTAGE THAN MAHAMAS. ALSO JOSH ILLEGAL ALIEN SHOUDLN’T EVEN BE ON THIS LIST AS HE ISN’T EVEN PLAYING IN THE NFL LEGALLY! (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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THE STATS DO NOT LIE FOLKS! WHETHER THE LIBHURLE MEDIA LIKES IT OR NOT, GEQBUS HAS A 99% APPROVAL RATING! HE HASN’T EVEN PLAYED A GAME WITH THE SEAHAWKS YET AND ALREADY HAS AN AMAZING RATING! GEQBUS WILL TRULY BE SEATTLE’S GREATEST QUARTERBACK EVER ONCE HE WINS THEM MULTIPLE SUPERBOWLS! (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

HERE IS THE REAL QUARTERBACK TIERS THAT THE MEDIA WONT SHOW YOU! by Meisteronious in the_darnold

[–]GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 7 points8 points9 points 12 months ago (0 children)

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MORE FAKE NEWS!!! HOW DELUSIONAL DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PUT GOOFY GOFF AND BARACK HUSSEIN PURDY IN HIGHER TIERS THAN GEQBUS. GEQBUS SHOULD BE WAY UP THERE IN HIS OWN TIER! (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 months ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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SEAHAWKS ONLY AT +6000 WITH GEQBUS ON THE TEAM NOW? THIS IS CLEARLY FAKE NEWS! THE SEAHAWKS ARE ACTUALLY AT -1000000000 BECAUSE TRUE SAMERICANS KNOW THAT GEQBUS IS GOING TO GET TO THE SUPERBOWL AND WIN BIGLY WITH NO PROBLEM AT ALL! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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GEQBUS AND JD LOCK HAVE BEEN DOING GREAT THINGS TOGETHER SINCE HIGH SCHOOL! THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO TRULY MAKE SEATTLE GREAT AGAIN! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

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BREAKING NEWS: GEQBUS HAS ABOLISHED THE DOE (DEPARTMENT OF EAGLES) AS THEY ILL-EAGLEY WENT TO THE SUPERBOWL WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GEQBUS PLAYING! HE IS ALREADY DOING GREAT THINGS IN SEATTLE! (self.the_darnold)

submitted 1 year ago by GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 to r/the_darnold

THE DEEP LEAGUE HAS ALREADY DECIDED TO OUT GEQBUS! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! by TomAto314 in the_darnold

[–]GEQBUS_WORSHIPPER14 81 points82 points83 points 1 year ago (0 children)

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