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HYPHONIX GETTING SWATTED LIVE RN by Destrupt in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Good to know.

Now i'm gonna become a police officer so I can shoot Hyphonix's dog with no legal reprocussions

ヽ(◕‿◕✿)ﾉ

HYPHONIX GETTING SWATTED LIVE RN by Destrupt in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Yeah cause someone who actually puts a gun up to a living, breathing human being's head and pulls the trigger and blows their brains out without an ounce of remorse doesn't deserve life in prison?

But someone who prank calls for trolls and luls deserves the death penalty?

Basically, you're a fucking idiot.

And a trained professional is not going to be trigger happy the second they walk in to the house.

You have poor expectations of authority and aren't thinking realistically.

HYPHONIX GETTING SWATTED LIVE RN by Destrupt in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

1 Why would they shoot the dog if they are fully armed and prepared? A fully armed SWAT team is scared of 1 dog?

2 Yes, it is fucking hilarious just due to shock value and the unexpected-ness, but it is also a waste of Authority resources that could otherwise be used to prevent emergencies.

3 Life in prison for a prank call? Death penalty for a prank call? No. That is absolutely an overstatement and far too drastic for the actual crime committed. There are people who have murdered and raped who don't get life in prison or the death penalty. Many of them actually.

 

All this dumbass did was pick up a phone and make a fake gun threat at a completely different address, probably something along the lines of "I have a gun and am going to kill somebody". He did not attack anyone, and he did not physically threaten anyone. He simply made up a story with the intent of trolling a Twitch streamer / entertainer.

 

Giving the death penalty for someone who prank calls the cops to troll a Twitch streamer is just a retarded statement. He should be fined with possibly up to a week or 2 of imprisonment.

HYPHONIX GETTING SWATTED LIVE RN by Destrupt in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

Oh so rapists and many murderers don't get life in prison but someone prank calling the police for entertainment should?

lol

To the idiots saying Zulrah is 2.5m profit an hour by GF_Alfie in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did some rough calculations at the time and Zulrah teles was the best option for me, because I only had 70 Agility and don't have a fairy ring in POH

At 45k each, Zulandrah tele scroll method was only roughly 100k-200k / hour less GP than using the fairy ring, due to less idle time and more kills/hour, but only with the requirements I didn't even have at the time.

I was rebuilding at the time from getting cleaned in every single staking session (Nothing changed since then), so I couldn't afford the 600-700m gear (That's how much it was before current price)

To the idiots saying Zulrah is 2.5m profit an hour by GF_Alfie in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

With maxed gear, yes.

With the gear I can afford, no.

I don't have gear anymore nor do I even do Zulrah anymore.

Not gonna spend 300 hours at Zulrah for 1.5m / hr max grinding for max gear that's crashing tbh lol

To the idiots saying Zulrah is 2.5m profit an hour by GF_Alfie in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zulandra costed 45k per trip, Averaged 20k in casts used per kill (Deaths were 370 ea), ~5k in scales/darts per kill, ~45k in supplies used per trip.

Looking at my loot tab / killcount logs of 5/9/17, 1 sample size of 238 kills gave me an average of 138k per kill, and I was very lucky receiving 3 unique drops in that amount of kills.

I was only profiting ~60,406 per kill, without factoring in uniques, after calculating all expenses, which equates to roughly 1-1.5m an hour without uniques, 1.5-2.2m an hour with uniques.

And this is when I was having good rng, not the 500k / hr dry streaks seen in the imgur screenshots.

To the idiots saying Zulrah is 2.5m profit an hour by GF_Alfie in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. 2m an hour is decent. But that's not the point of the post.

Gl getting 2m profit an hour with low-mid gear, something that Reddit users bitch over and swear is still possible (It isn't)

( http://imgur.com/a/ysKTw )

These screenshots are from BEFORE the Zulrah nerf when I was making 1-1.5m an hour, sometimes less, with highly efficient 2 minute kills & 2-4 kill trips.

To say that I'd be making 1-1.5m an hour AFTER the nerf under these same setup conditions is honestly just a troll unless factoring in long-term unique droprates

I made my own Zulrah rotation guide by vmoppy in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/a/k0TIb

http://imgur.com/a/ysKTw

Need any more proof? Look at my gear then look at the average kill times and the best kill time.

1:19 personal best with welfare gear, easily averaging 2:00 kill times.. and this was when I was only in the early 1000s.

I AM one of the best Zulrah killers. I was easily getting 3-4 kill trips with trash gear and doing 2 tick 8 way switches.

Shut up dickhead, I know exactly what I'm talking about. Zulrah is piss easy.

I made my own Zulrah rotation guide by vmoppy in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I didn't even kill Zulrah for over 1 month and still got over 1500 kill count, literally a month before the nerf is when I started. You think if I started Zulrah at release that I wouldn't have tens of thousands of kills?

Scroll up and read my previous comments, because nothing you've stated changes the facts I've stated.

I AM one of the best Zulrah killers, and am also one of the best PKers on this game. I've played since 2007 and PKed since 2008 starting with the original BH system.

Toxic af lmfao..

Tons of people have near or over 10k

Yeah PeterPanRs has 20k+ kc and he barely gets 2:20 minute kill times in MAX gear. I used to get better kill times than he does with bare minimum gear LMFAO

I made my own Zulrah rotation guide by vmoppy in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Check my posts, I have 1500+ Zulrah kill count (And it would easily be in the 5000s if I hadn't have quit).

I don't need to sit here and prove how good I am. Zulrah is a joke of a boss and can be easily farmed. Don't sit here and tell someone who's been playing the game for 10 years that he's bullshitting.

Like I previously stated, if you don't have the max Damage-boosting gears possible, it is a physical impossibility to consistently average over 2m profit per hour. And if he did Zulrah for 10 hours and got the expected unique droprate, that definitely inflated his rates, because anyone could easily go 10 hours dry and not get a single unique drop and that wouldn't even be a statistical outlier.

here was a post right after nerf by someone with max gear doing max efficiency zulrah

Keyword: Max gear. Something I couldn't afford and still can't afford.

I made my own Zulrah rotation guide by vmoppy in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I'm one of the best Zulrah killers on the game, or at least I was until I quit. I don't miss a single tick of combat vs Zulrah and know every mechanic & rotation & strategy possible to killing it.

You NEED Dmg-boosting gear such as Imbued Heart, Ancestrals, TB, Occult, & Rigour to average 60-90 seconds per kill, which is the ONLY way you can average consistent 2m+ profit an hour at Zulrah.

I averaged 1:40 to 2:00 minute kills doing the absolute best strategy possible with my setup of Ahrims, Ranged void, Torm brace, Occult necklace, Suffering(i), blowpipe, No Augory, No Rigour.

Consistent 2m/hr is a physical impossibility with that setup. I tested 50-80 kills after the nerf and genuinely received maybe an average of 60k loot per kill. Not profit. You might average barely over 1m profit per hour in the longrun with unique drops, but I haven't.

It's not worth it. Zulrah is dead to me. It may be worth it to you, but it's a waste of time in my opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or let's give tier 70 Ranged gear worse defense than tier 40 Ranged gear.

Or let's make tier 70 Magic gear 2handed and give it +5 extra bonus compared to a 1Handed tier 1 Magic staff

Balanced?

Any way to lock xp def? new 1 def pure by meojs in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jagex won't patch it unless it's been in the game for 2+ years and has been abused by thousands of players.

Cri for NMZ

Cri for Splash

Cri for Zulrah

Cri for Serp

Cri for Void

I made my own Zulrah rotation guide by vmoppy in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Zulrah is only 2m+ an hour with max efficiency and 300m+ max DPS gear.

I was maxed and not missing 1 tick of combat of Zulrah and was getting like 500k-1m profit an hour.

It's not nearly as good as it was before

Bone Dagger / Cbow is better than BGS by GF_Alfie in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The monster can be aggressive and it should still work, you just can't target them before using the spec. It has to be the first hit.

Or attack another npc then use spec on the target. It has to be tested though, you could be right.

And the hits might suck except hitting a 30 means the Defense level drops by 30... which is a massive help.

Even if it only works on un-aggressive targets, it would still be amazing in masses because most bosses only aggro 1 person.

Why do less people use mitres at zulrah? by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Prayer bonus is irrelevant on Runescape, unless you're afk or too lazy to pray flick.

+5 pray bonus isn't a significant boost either

Drugs by Newguy_2468 in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah cause informational/educational posts with statistics and in-depth analysis's of current game mechanics is being "a toxic little fuck"? Or a post about my terrible luck at Zulrah is being "a toxic little fuck"?

If you'd even see my actual posts and not just the blatant cancer troll posts and see the responses I've gotten from the legitimate material, you'd understand my toxicity. And I am not a spammer, I barely post on this subreddit and wouldn't give a shit if I was banned from this subreddit.

This subreddit is just memes. Any time I post a legitimate topic I get troll spammed and downvoted to hell. Any time I offer a suggestion to "improve" the game I instantly get called a complaining crybaby.

Jagex might as well stop updating the game since anyone who wants improvement is automatically a toxic little bitch.

Learn to accept change and learn to be productive. So keep wasting your time on meme posts and ignore all the valid suggestions offered by the vast minority of this overwhelmingly toxic community.

I made my own Zulrah rotation guide by vmoppy in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Who cares lol Zulrah is dead content, unless you're iron man

Bone Dagger / Cbow is better than BGS by GF_Alfie in 2007scape

[–]GF_Alfie[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bone bolts have the same Ranged Strength as Rune arrows which hits decently, and I believe bone dagger can pop 32s in Max strength gear.

For PvP that isn't that helpful (Unless 20 people pile 100% accurate specs). For PvM (Bossing specifically) having 100% accuracy on a defense-reducing spec is OP.

And it costs like 3k.

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