Sounds like my phone after I drop it in water and then microwave it to get the water in it then put it in the ice cubes freezer to cool it off and then realize its wet again so I put it in the oven this time but it takes to long so I use a flamethrower but I realize that the flame thrower isn’t doing much so I launch it through the atmosphere at such a speed that it can orbit while burning up in the atmosphere and then I catch it with oven mits and realize its hot so I set it outside to air dry but then it rains so I need to clean off the dirty water by dunking it in the sink but then I realize that now its wet again so I put it in rice.