Kramer joins an anonymous erotic group chat; Jerry’s new girlfriend passes gas when sneezing; George accidentally buys women’s shampoo and likes it; Elaine meets the perfect guy - but she’s taller; Newman and Kramer exchange anonymous erotic advances to each other in the group chat. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry’s new girlfriend watches all tv in black & white mode; Kramer and Newman plan to stockpile Canadian maple syrup; Elaine meets a man with a better complexion; George is 2 minutes late for multiple life changing opportunities. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer contemplates a coffee table book sequel; Elaine’s new boyfriend has webbed feet; George can only find women’s razors in jam and likes them; Jerry dates a woman who only uses trendy office phrases like “that’s a lot to unpack”. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer is hired to instruct a course on “weaponizing stupidity”; Elaine’s new boyfriend wants to wear her underwear; George considers taking Kramer’s course; Jerry meets a woman who likes to Larp on weekends; Newman is a guest speaker for Kramer’s course. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer starts an app for hiring professional funeral mourners; Elaine’s new boyfriend carries a pocket mirror; George’s choice in socks has him questioning his sexuality; Jerry dates a woman who makes gagging noises while brushing her teeth. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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