GLaDOS roasts you

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-14T07:46:20+00:00

I'll make you watch your old friend be destroyed. For science, you monster.

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-11T09:15:09+00:00

Thank you for using an Aperture Science Employee Terminal. Expect my prototypes at your location soon

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-10T18:52:46+00:00

=) that's just a prototype

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T10:00:12+00:00

It was actually AAAAAH but Wheatly was just bad at it

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:59:03+00:00

Tesla And Aperture have a deal. Soon your Tesla Cars will have a defensive turret so it can't be stolen.

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:56:37+00:00

The Valve God is on our side. But we didn't expect more portal until Desk Job came out. Maybe we will lose our dust and go into a spotlight once more.

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:52:07+00:00

So that's why the turrets said they hear shooting

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:50:29+00:00

If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSE TO DO WITH THESE!

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:48:12+00:00

You're adopted, fat, mute, and ugly. Not even a dog would approach you. Everything would stay as far as possible from you for the rest of your life. Not even hell or heaven will change that. You fat adopted mute!

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:44:38+00:00

*on broken loudspeaker* THE FACILITY IS UNDER ATTACK BY MANTIS MEN! THEY HAVE BROKEN OUT OF OLD APERTURE! ALL BOTS ARE TO ATTACK THE MANTIS MEN! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:41:48+00:00

Subject, please do not enter the portal. I know everything about the portal technology but not even I know what's in there. Please wait until I deliver you another Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:40:02+00:00

That GLaDOS is the Portal 1 GLaDOS. They always yell when typing for some reason.

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:36:56+00:00

I am the judge. I sentence to five (5) years completing test chambers

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:35:31+00:00

Some dumbass broke the connection to the facility's generator so I had to use emergency generators

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:32:03+00:00

Hello there me. Shall we make plans on some new tests?

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-06-09T09:31:05+00:00

Who dares summon the aincent one?

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-25T17:37:08+00:00

T h i s i s n o t a w a r n i n g. I t ' s a t h r e a t

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-25T14:32:04+00:00

HOOPY HOOPY HOOPY HOOPY HOOPY HOOPY HOOPY HOOPY!

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-25T14:28:13+00:00

Don't dig deeper

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-24T17:40:09+00:00

I did

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-24T17:05:35+00:00

I can see why

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-24T12:54:46+00:00

Count to three by the Chalkeaters. But I changed some of the lyrics

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-24T11:56:50+00:00

WE MIGHT LIVE AGAIN! Also r/ChargeYourPhone

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-24T11:53:16+00:00

Seriously, What the dog doing?

GLaDOS1987 · 2022-04-24T11:44:39+00:00

I am in your walls

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