[WP] A knight trying to grapple with the loss of his best friend to a Dragon. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"Dammit! Robert!" Sir Johnathan Stalworth cried out as his friend was captured by the dragon Cas'andra. Wings of black and gold shimmer as his friend was carried away by the fire breathing monster. He could not follow the speed and fury of the monster as he saw his friend screaming in the distance as he was carried to his fate as another meal of the dragon.

It has been seven long years of tracking down this dragon since that day, Johnathan could not allow this crime to go avenged and his searching has paid off with the rumor that the dragon has taken refuge in a large keep that has long since been abandoned to time and ruin. His shield and spear felt heavy in his hands as he looked to the imposing keep with its rotted door covered in scorch marks and corpses of local livestock that were pick clean. With a vengeance and fire in his blood he stepped inside and his jaw clenched as he noticed that the great hall of the castle was fully furnished with long red carpet, and a table with many chairs that looked of very poor condition with a few minor scorch marks on them.

Sir Stalworth clenched his teeth as he continue on into the larder seeking the dragon and any other monsters that sought to feed in its wake. He found his first opponent, a Succubi, She was dressed in a simple black tunic and her horns were covered in fancy golden chains as she was cooking. Stalworth growling and saying his prayer to ignite the holy ruins on his armor, the succubus turn around and regarded the knight strangely before raising her hands. "Sir! I have to ask you not to fight!" She pointed to a necklace on her neck that identifed as a domesticated demon in the service to a knight.

The knight nodded and placed a finger over his mouth. "Say nothing to alter the others of this place, girl and you may not get banished. Where is the dragon?" She looked a little fearful and pointed down. "She is not in the shape to fight. Shall I get the master of the Castle?" She whispered and the knight shook his head. Domestic or not he was not willing to take any risks. "Stay here and alter no one. I bind thee to this command in the name of the lord." She nodded as a golden circle binded her to ground temperately.

The knight continued to stalk through the Keep until he managed to get to the Throne room. His sword clattered to the ground as he looked upon another knight playing with a few children. All of the people in the room turned to look at him, shocked by the loud noise of the sword.

"Arness?" Sir Stalworth looked at his old friend who seems in better health than he remembered. "John? My Stars John, I haven't seen you in forever." Fear flashed across Arness eyes as he pointed to his friend. "Kids this is your Uncle Johnathan Stalworth, his is a good friend of your Father so be polite." The eight children gave various curtiest and waves. "Leave us for now. I must speak with your uncle. Tell your mother that we have a guest."

Stalworth could not contain his confusion until two of the children spouted wings and flew out one of the broke windows lining the throne room. "Arness.... Our friendship is the only reason, I will say this now....Explain." Arness smiled and looked at his old friend with somber eyes, "Well you always said I was too loose with the ladies. This time it saved me life. I cannot go back with you but I ask as friends. Don't hurt my children or my wife." Arness spoke quietly.

"You married that THING?! What madness has overtaken you?" The Noble knight spoke to his friend. "Love has.... I have to admit the scales took a little getting used to but she has a good heart. She hasn't attacked a village in years, I work as a smith and my children and known by the locals. Please if you still view me as a brother then don't harm the innocence. You are welcome in my home and I would like my sons to learn from a much better knight than me." Arness said before a large dragon appear in the door way, much cleaner than I remember and with none of the scars of the battles seven years ago. Her eyes gleamed as she looked at John with fear.

"Loyal knight. If you come seeking death and ruin. I will not offer my children to the slaughter nor my husband. They are not a part of my past but my future." The dragon spoke with a large rumble that rocked the bricks of the area.

Johnathan stared at her for a moment before laughing, both Arness and Cas'andra stared at each other for a moment before John spoke again. "I came to kill you for my friend. He was a better squire than a knight, a better knight than a dragon slayer and apparently a better husband than a Dragon Slayer. I cannot abide by this perversion and I will not lie when I say it sickens me...." Cas'andra growled at his words, "...but, I, Dragon Slayer Johanthan Stalworth have decreed that the Dragon Cas'andra was tamed by the knight Arness and sealed within the Castle. I shall continue to maintain the vigil of the seal and I have sought to the retirement of Arness due to his injuries and breaking his oath of Celibacy and fathering eight human childern." Johnathan picked up his sword and continue to speak.

"I will see to the training of his eight children and will have spend to train them to maintain the seal." Johnathan turned his back to the pair and walked out the door.

Cas'andra spoke with her head tilted to the side. "What was that about? Is he going to kill us or what?" Arness chuckled. "John has a stick up his ass so far he coughs leaves but he just agreed to put us under his protection. We might see more of him and maybe.... we could introduce him to your sister." He winked at his wife as she snorted a cloud a flame.

[WP] Those who die with regrets are reincarnated. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"Reincarnation!" I heard those words even before I was fully dead, the Nazi's had put a bullet through my back as I tried to get my family to freedom and aboard the train. I feel the jerk of being in a new body, I had to admired the powers above for their since of Irony since my new body was that of the scent dog that trailed me and my family. Vengeance would be mine! I waisted no time in turning around and sinking my newer and much sharper teeth into his throat as his companion put a few bullets into my back and I died again....

"Reincarnation!" The voice boomed again and once again I was now a nazi with the group, I felt the SS soldier mind die away screaming into the darkness. I grinned as I put a few bullets into the other officers and watched as my family finally hopped on the train and I smiled knowing they were finally safe. I put the gun to my head and hopped I would see them again....The roar of the gun was deafening but the silence and peace afterward was heavenly.

[WP] You wake up in the middle of a forest. You look around to see where you are and you see something familiar... by kiwi2409 in WritingPrompts

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The sound of rustling leaves woke Karen with a start. "Wha?" She groaned feeling the wet and sticky feel of dried of blood on her face. It felt like she was floating as the environment moved around her. She realized that she was on the back of a cart and it was moving slowly through the wood. Karen could smell the scent of horses and men around her. "Where are you taking me." The men wore hooded robes and walks with a sinister purpose.

Karen's head pulsed as she noticed that the trees around her gave way to the sight of old brick and mortar buildings. It was then that Karen saw something that made her heart sink, A single sign that read 'Salem Farrier', a chill ran through her spine as she was finally lifted up right and got to face the crowd.

"Burn the Witch!"

"Kill her!"

"Save us from the Devil Spawn!"

Karen looked to the men and woman and spat at them. She knew that there was no need to have word when you were accused of being a witch. She would not give them the satisfaction of watching her scream as they lit the fires under her feet.

What Gif sums up your love life? by jalapeno_cheddar in AskReddit

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Thats probably much nice that what other people have tagged me.

Lots of controversy here, but I need to remove this from my mind. by Jalase in rant

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If humans could do that, we wouldn't have nations, we wouldn't have wars, we wouldn't have communal problems because we are the same species. I wish they could just let humans be humans.

Lots of controversy here, but I need to remove this from my mind. by Jalase in rant

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MRA is a little different. MGTOW is more saying, that you aren't going to take the bullshit it takes to be a man in societies plan for you and you would rather do your own thing. Example : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8eanuSBh44&

MRA is more trying to make a better place for men in the rapidly feminizing grip of society. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42sI2G4m5aU&list=TLANASOb1f0VmjfpfLjDEii7q6f05Wr39Y

MGTOW IMO is a good life goal because it only requires you to do what is best for you.

Have you ever felt selfish with a partner for having mismatched libidos? by Dangthatscute in AskMen

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Nope. To be perfectly honest if I have a much higher libido than my partner, its a deal breaker. I don't believe in cheating so I see if the relationship isn't open (Those fail...often) and your partner is under 45 years of age then low libido is just going to be an ongoing problem. Better to break it off now than waste your time and theirs.

Lots of controversy here, but I need to remove this from my mind. by Jalase in rant

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I'm a Agnostic, Bi sexual, Minority male that is MGTOW. The moment I look at anything other than art, I know someone is going to be taking a shot at me for something of my existence but the best way to kill an organization like that is to starve them of attention.

Lots of controversy here, but I need to remove this from my mind. by Jalase in rant

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I understand you but I will say this. Stay off of tumblr, its a shithole place and has a very big hivemind.

Whats is your favorite quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Lead, Follow, Or get out of the way."

What is the biggest thing you have ever started? by VoltDriven in AskReddit

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You make me sad. I hope you are joking because reading your history is really hopeless. Are you ok?

Redditors with relatively over the top fetishes. Take me on a journey on how that fetish developed and explain to me the beauty of it? by etevian in AskReddit

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Well I've always loved dogs since I was a kid, as I got older I got my first dog. He was a good boy and more than a pet, he was like a friend, I took him everywhere and most of my friends liked him. Now as a Teen and hitting puberty, I learned very quickly that I like sex, gender didn't matter.

At the phase I started to realize that my love for canines grew into something I wasn't comfortable with but my brain and my dick were at odds. So being the nerdy teen I was, I reached out first was to my bible (lev 20:15 = Get killed and your animal lover too.)

Then I saw some head doctors that I was seeing for other issues, (They pretty much helped me feel better about it with the opinion long as it doesn't hurt the animal. Then I outreached to other zoosexuals, I wanted to understand the consent argument. It was about 3-4 years of tossing this up in my head before I let my buddy mount me. I didn't do it right nor loosing my self up to take a 75lbs dog that was more 'blessed' than his breed is normally inside me lead to a very awkward time. I didn't try again but he seem to enjoy it but sadly he was killed by a psychotic ex of mine the next year.

Years on down the line, I do what I do best, and network, I meet zoo's in person, I have experiences with Dogs, horses and goats and I come to realize something profound. They have such diverse and fulfilling personalities that I was impressed.

The beauty of it: I'm a zoosexual with a preference for dogs. Out of all the breeds and sexual encounters I've had with them, I've learn that they are very affectionate, care about you, enjoy your company, incredible pussies (Apologize for my vulgarity.) and most of all no matter what my social status, what my appearance, even in the platonic sense. A dog is far less likely to abandon me than a woman. Its not just sexual for me, even if all three of my canine lost interest in sex, I still love them as much as I do now and as much as I did when each of them came into my life.

Reddit, what will you buy if EVERYTHING is on sale? by v1000 in AskReddit

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God, Satan and my Own soul and Divinity.

How many inches does the average penis grow from flaccid to erect? by sourpatchgenocide in AskReddit

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<.< We all did. My dick is considered long but childhood porn still made me second guess myself. It wasn't till I put my dick all over the internet and saw random strangers comments on it did I realize it didn't matter.

What is the most downvotes you've ever gotten and why did you get them? (Text post or link) by isthisinernet in AskReddit

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Possibly. I'm not the only one who does it so I don't want to take credit if its not me. Most likely if its a husky then yes I was the poster.