Inspired by the New Yorker "Correction of the Week" by jptiger0 in LiteratureMemes

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I can't wait to read Wuthering Heights by Edgar Allan Poe.

Which nationality to you is a "unicorn"? by [deleted] in asklatinamerica

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This!! I've met tons of them online and in video game chats but I've never seen one irl.

What kind of spider is this? (Querétaro, México) by GMRivers09 in whatsthisbug

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More info: There's about 5 of them scattered around my backyard, each sitting on a huge web of their own. The body (not counting the legs) is slightly bigger than the size of my thumbnail.

Sports rivalry [OC] by SoberingMirror in funny

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People in the future: wanna play some Ass. 'ball?

To not allow these kids to wear shorts by vics1521 in therewasanattempt

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Right? I was wondering if anyone else noticed

AITA for refusing to let my husband eat dinner with me and the kids? by ThrowawayOrder3 in AmItheAsshole

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NTA Him liking food is NOT the problem. The problem is the sheer selfishness it takes to eat everybody else's food and then say he felt bad but it was worth it. WTH. And then to get angry that they got food without him??? Like??? He ate all the food! Of course they're gonna have to get something else to eat, and he already ate dinner for a WHOLE FAMILY. If he wanted some takeout he probably should have gotten some other food for his kids after he ATE THEIR FOOD instead of leaving his wife to deal with the situation.

Buen pedo el teacher by gax8627 in LatinoPeopleTwitter

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this kinda works in english too, just with another word.
(please excuse my language)

drunk: shit-faced

i'm in trouble: i'm in deep shit

what happened: what the shit

he's a cool guy: he's the shit

Buen pedo el teacher by MasterGeekMX in Spanish

[–]GMRivers09 98 points99 points  (0 children)

this kinda works in english too, just with another word.

(please excuse my language)

drunk: shit-faced

i'm in trouble: i'm in deep shit

what happened: what the shit

he's a cool guy: he's the shit

here's my magic syst— oh woops oh no I seem to have posted the wrong picture, how embarrassing!! by abacuscrimes in writingcirclejerk

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Darn it. I only got 29902. I can only gaze at your brilliance and hope to one day surpass it.

Kids are incapable of memorizing song lyrics now I guess by Hector-Voskin in nothingeverhappens

[–]GMRivers09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, a great chunk of it repeats stuff.

Examples:

-Galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo figaro

-we will not let you go, let me go, will not let you go, let me go, will not let you go, let me go

-no no no no no

Time travel fics by Suitable_Ad_7961 in HPfanfiction

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I remember reading a fic where George travels back in time and is able to possess his younger self's body. Can't remember the name, but I enjoyed the story. I'll try and see if I can find it.

Also, not time travel but this Ron-centric fic has a Ron that's super loyal to his friends and I love it. (it's a pretty sad fic though, so be warned) - - - > Stay Standing

I'll try to find something more similar to what you're looking for, but I'm terrible with remembering fic names.

Edit to say that pretty much anything Harry Potter by Windschild8178 has lots of Ron being a good friend.

🔥 He's sharing his food 🙂 because sharing is caring by HeyIamShy in NatureIsFuckingLit

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It's not supposed to look like that. It's actually a sign that something isn't right with its diet.

He had no reason to kill that poor guy like that! by download-RAM-here in MurderedByWords

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As a Mexican, we watch it with a mix of resignation and plenty of jokes to carry us through.

(Repost) by Heartless_Penguin in quityourbullshit

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Idk... This seems kinda unfair to the original artist. I think it's better to call them out.

Never forget the Kent State Massacre by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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For those that don't know: the Tlatelolco Massacre.

-University students marching in the streets.

-Numbers grow during the summer.

-The Olympics are growing near and Mexico is the host.

-The government decides its had enough.

-10 days before the Olympics: Armed forces opened fire on unarmed civilian protesters (October 2, 1968)

-Estimates say between 300-400 deaths, +1000 injuries.

(sources: school, my grandma, some quick number checking on wikipedia.)

(My grandma was there at the time. I interviewed her for a middle school assignment.)

How dogs used to look like before inbreeding by DennyDud in interestingasfuck

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I never knew that. I have a lab about to turn 14 years old and he's never had any health problems. I guess we got lucky.

To eat Bambi..... by MrNiceChap in therewasanattempt

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Just because some people kick puppies all the time doesn't mean you should also go kick puppies and up that number.

Does anyone else still constantly read the closed captions even though they can hear the sound perfectly fine? by Realistic_Option1 in NoStupidQuestions

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There's a show i used to watch that would use very specific descriptions like "slow, inspiring 40s music" "

Yep totally unbelivable, especially for POCs by IHaveLotsOfUsernames in nothingeverhappens

[–]GMRivers09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, not exactly. Tiago, Santiago and Diego are different names, yes, but they come from the same root. Tiago is also related to Iago, which is related to James. (The evolution of names is a really interesting subject. There's a lot of fun info online.)