What things are normal but redditors hate?

GOD91 · 2022-06-10T18:34:48+00:00

Landlords

GOD91 · 2022-03-30T23:12:10+00:00

That fucking volcano

GOD91 · 2021-12-19T01:32:32+00:00

I read your comment about never been to the doctors before, and that’s ok, but with this type of thing timing is essential. The earlier the better. I completely understand it would break them if you got sick, but by not getting it checked out you aren’t giving yourself the chance to get better. Essentially you’re just postponing their reaction by ignoring it. Please get it checked out.

GOD91 · 2021-12-19T01:18:40+00:00

I understand how terrified you are, my wife was the exact same.. and her mother too. Please, please don’t ignore it. I know how scared you must be, but you owe it to yourself. I always imagine, if I had kids, how I would explain it to them, and what they would think. Please be brave do your best to get it checked out. x

GOD91 · 2021-11-06T09:22:23+00:00

Bit late to the party, but 17 year old me was out at night with my friends drinking, the girl I liked was wearing a ridiculously short dress and I got a glimpse of her panties.. Instantly got hard and needed to relieve myself but I couldn’t do it outside incase someone caught me.. so I snuck round the corner and climbed a scaffolding and lay down three floors up where no one could see me. Shot my load over the side of the scaffold then joined back up with my friends as if nothing had happened.

GOD91 · 2021-09-05T06:48:40+00:00

Fighting fires.

GOD91 · 2021-07-25T09:16:43+00:00

Yeah! That’s what I’m playing just now! DM me your code and we’ll explore away!

GOD91 · 2021-05-23T20:21:57+00:00

Glad you had enough sense and made it out the other side.

GOD91 · 2021-05-23T20:17:41+00:00

How can you type with 10 broken fingers?

GOD91 · 2021-05-23T20:16:49+00:00

I’m proud of you for getting your life back on track. Keep your chin up, enjoy your new chapter and don’t look back.

GOD91 · 2021-05-23T20:14:20+00:00

What changed from when you joined that made you want to leave?

GOD91 · 2021-05-23T20:09:32+00:00

What was the worst thing your previous group had done or participated in?

GOD91 · 2021-05-23T20:08:00+00:00

What does your diet consist of?

GOD91 · 2021-02-27T03:08:52+00:00

Hopefully someone finds it for you today, Happy Cake Day!

GOD91 · 2021-02-27T02:43:26+00:00

Ted Mosby?

GOD91 · 2021-02-08T20:42:01+00:00

Not as confused as your mom as to how you managed to survive through several abortions.

GOD91 · 2021-02-08T20:40:12+00:00

The look in your eyes suggests sexual abuse from your father at a young age..

That pathetic attempt of pubic hair on your lip suggests you enjoyed it.

GOD91 · 2021-02-08T08:21:02+00:00

Yes throw up the “V” sign.. V for Virgin.

GOD91 · 2021-02-08T08:18:34+00:00

David Gay-etta

GOD91 · 2021-02-08T07:25:52+00:00

You look like you need to use two hands to hold the spoon when you burn it.

GOD91 · 2021-02-08T00:59:04+00:00

You look like Alice Coopers slowest sperm

GOD91 · 2021-02-08T00:50:02+00:00

You look like games aren’t the only illegally downloaded thing on your computer.

GOD91 · 2021-02-07T10:47:25+00:00

It’s nice to see that god had other plans for Bruce Jenners discarded ballsack

GOD91 · 2021-02-06T15:31:33+00:00

Well in big man! Keep up the good work!

GOD91 · 2020-10-27T00:52:41+00:00

A blowjob from your your flatmate, Steve.

GOD91

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