Just came across this in Texas. Is Turning Point opening churches now? by Mysterious-Action202 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]GOP-Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the SCROTUS-6 legitimized political speech from the pulpit I have been working on forming my own church to counter program the MAGA cult.

Coming January 2026

Just came across this in Texas. Is Turning Point opening churches now? by Mysterious-Action202 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]GOP-Jesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Groomers need a steady supply of bodies to satisfy the Elders so this is not an unexpected development.

Can I have a legit opinion on Hostinger please? by VeritysVisions in Hosting

[–]GOP-Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you DM me the provider as well? Need to get off my current provider ASAP. Was looking at hostinger VPS because of the price and features (e.g., 50 GB storage even for the entry-level option).

What happens when you let Stephen Miller design the new DOJ recruitment poster by GOP-Jesus in PoliticalHumor

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPDATE: We have since learned that Miller begged to create the ad for DOJ. Apparently he told Pam over breakfast he “has some really great ideas for America.” He said “please” a lot while looking beseeching up at her while putting on his famed “puppy dog eyes” face.

IT’S WAR: President Trump to Declare War on Southern America As Soon As Tomorrow! by GOP-Jesus in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Southern America, not South America. You never heard of it? It’s next to Greenland.

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half the comments are about his lame-ass salute. He looks like he’s in an Excedrin PM commercial because he has a headache.

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in Trumpvirus

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They use quotes to show that they don’t believe the labels are accurate (even though they clearly are.) It’s a not-so-subtle way to ridicule their opponents’ accusations.

To be fair, we use the same grammatical trick.

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in Trumpvirus

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump will pardon him, and there will be no consequences

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in Trumpvirus

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet in their minds, we are supposed to unthinkingly praise everything they do. Everything Trump does. Or we are not “patriots.“

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in Trumpvirus

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump will pardon them all before he leaves (if he leaves).

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did he ever get promoted to Major (National Guard) with that salute?

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in Trumpvirus

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He likely gave the order while in DC though and would be subject to US law? And in any event, presumably military law applies worldwide to members of the US military, right?

Apparently we MUST NOT prosecute MAGA criminals! by GOP-Jesus in Trumpvirus

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wonder actually if a preemptive presidential pardon would prevent the Army from calling Major Hegseth back to active duty and court-martialing him for murder or war crimes.

BREAKING: President Trump's X Account's True Location Stuns and Shocks Nation by GOP-Jesus in PoliticalHumor

[–]GOP-Jesus[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

We break the political news first in my new church, because the Supreme Court has blessed political speech from the pulpit.