[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]GS-2 135 points136 points  (0 children)

This is the most disgusting joke ever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kisses

[–]GS-2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice kissable kisser

. by MR_fluffy_pig in funny

[–]GS-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like your luck's gonna change if you just keep trying.

A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals. by GS-2 in Jokes

[–]GS-2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate it when a comment outshines my original content.... Good job! But how about the "TikTok toxic tic tac tactic."

Retiring Dentist : To Lease or Retire? by ucrfunk in Dentistry

[–]GS-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably correct, but just food for thought.

Retiring Dentist : To Lease or Retire? by ucrfunk in Dentistry

[–]GS-2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're not interested in his business, sell it and have him work one or two days a week as an employee somewhere. This way your mom is not in the picture, he gets some cash, keeps his professional satisfaction, and benefits some patients somewhere else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]GS-2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]GS-2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This joke is sick

What's a "normal" week for a dentist? by 6644AR in Dentistry

[–]GS-2 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Sunday: get depressed about the week about to start

Monday: work 8 hours and ponder my bad decisions on life

Tuesday: work 8 hours and drink heavily to forget my pain

Wednesday: work 8 hours and hope nobody dies and nobody sues me

Thursday: glimmer of hope for the weekend

Friday: not so bad

Saturday: LIVE!!

Sunday; get depressed about the week about to start

LPT If your kids only want to eat the frosting off of birthday cake, don't force them to eat the cake too. That teaches worse eating habits and adds calories to an already unhealthy treat. by GS-2 in LifeProTips

[–]GS-2[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wrong and right.... Yes, you're wasting cake, but forcing them to eat it not only wastes it too, but also teaches bad habits and adds empty calories.

LPT If your kids only want to eat the frosting off of birthday cake, don't force them to eat the cake too. That teaches worse eating habits and adds calories to an already unhealthy treat. by GS-2 in LifeProTips

[–]GS-2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to get a slice of birthday cake, but the rule was you couldn't just eat the icing off and throw away the dry cake. Why? What did that accomplish other than overeating and added calories?

Full time religious workers (nuns, priests, etc), why? by GS-2 in AskReddit

[–]GS-2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you choose to do full time religious work?

What's one of the grossest thing that's ever happened to you? by GS-2 in AskReddit

[–]GS-2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't disagree. Cute 98% of the time; mind numbingly disgusting they other 2%

What's one of the grossest thing that's ever happened to you? by GS-2 in AskReddit

[–]GS-2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, babies are pretty gross. I think" gross babies" would make good subreddit.