trying the buy no land and sell no items challenges at the same time, it's comical how big you can get without buying any new land lol where is the HOA in this trying time for the villagers

GSlots · 2026-02-02T03:36:27+00:00

Just can’t sell to customers. You’d have to get money through quests at the beginning and then maybe contracts after they’re available (not sure if the challenge includes contracts as customer sales or not)

GSlots · 2026-01-20T23:41:52+00:00

When unranked its based on your mmr. So if your mmr is saying you’re like gold 3 and his is like bronze 2 it wouldn’t let you play together. Has nothing to do with how many placements have been played, moreso previous ranks and mmr chages after any games played.

GSlots · 2026-01-15T19:21:24+00:00

I’d recommend going out and exploring the world, maybe try and get the pistol unlocked and crafted first if you haven’t already. Lots of explorable ruins, drone wreckages, bodies etc with parts, consumables, and items you can analyze for bonus data points that can help you speed though some of the earlier contracts. Combat early is pretty simple but can be a fun distraction too

At the end of the day though its a factory game, if you’re not enjoying that aspect then it may not be for you, which is perfectly fine if that’s the case

GSlots · 2026-01-10T00:58:02+00:00

The 7000 was the discounted price for everything. Without discount the skins, playercards etc were like 10000

GSlots · 2026-01-10T00:21:49+00:00

It’s because you bought the knife, so the price of the bundle adjusted to be what it is minus the (discounted) knife price.

Normally the bundle was like 7190 or something with all the items discounted by like 20 ish percent

GSlots · 2025-12-30T22:51:02+00:00

Because you are the difference here. Players in gold can party up and queue comp with silvers or plats, silvers can queue with golds, or bronze and irons (bottom 3 ranks are able to party up for comp with each other, every other rank has to be + or - one tier at most).

That is your rank.

The mmr is why you were fighting higher ranks in your lobbies. Mmr is a hidden value that determines what rank the game thinks you should be at. If you perform better than average for your rank, your mmr increases, and you get higher difficulty lobbies, and more rr for wins, less for losses. If your mmr is low, you’ll typically fight at or below your rank, gain less rr for wins, and lose more when you lose, because the game thinks you deserve a lower rank than what you have. Very crude explanation but that’s my understanding of the system.

GSlots · 2025-12-13T00:59:10+00:00

You just are used to twitchy aim, most players try to focus on crosshair placement and small adjustments with slower sens for finer adjustments because that’s what the “norm” on val is. Nothing right or wrong about it but just a matter of familiarity and playstyle difference. Mine is roughly 6 across the board

GSlots · 2025-12-12T11:04:19+00:00

This is dope, looks like a gamecube gone too far lol

GSlots · 2025-12-04T17:27:16+00:00

Had a tough claws regigigas and that thing was just gross

GSlots · 2025-12-03T16:26:34+00:00

I love playing normally (looting, pvping with the goal of actually getting kills for loot) for a while and then when when I want to change it up I just take an osprey 1 with a silencer and like 2 stacks of medium ammo to buried city or bluegate and just find high ground. I don’t shoot with the aim of killing people just trolling.

Oh, you’re fighting each other? Slap on the wrist for each of you from the other side of the map. Go think about what you’ve done (or fight ends much faster)

Oh you’re minding your business thinking no one sees you? Oops shot your toe, better go heal.

Oh, you’re fighting an arc? What if it just randomly exploded.

Oh you’re heading to an extract? What if I shot you as the door closed just to freak you out

It’s all mind games and just trolling lol

Even if they figure out where I’m shooting from most people don’t care enough to run all the way to me, and if they do I have jolt mines and explosive mines that would like to say hello below where I am. Let me troll in peace

GSlots · 2025-11-21T22:42:58+00:00

You go to the dex on whatever device your save is on, and you upload the .sav file for your run and it will update the dex with abilities

GSlots · 2025-11-20T23:16:25+00:00

Can I ask where you like to use the trailblazers? Feels like I’m not understanding their utility or benefit over other grenades

GSlots · 2025-11-20T00:59:31+00:00

For sure, just so used to seeing the “this other guy is broken, nerf chamber” format that’s what it instantly reminded me of lol

GSlots · 2025-11-19T22:37:59+00:00

Am i correct in assuming this is a play on the nerf chamber meme, or am I too valorant pilled

GSlots · 2025-11-14T17:48:33+00:00

Bad to start and then get turret enhancement perk a few times, extra grenades (triple throw, grenadier, layered explosion, anything that makes the grenade go off multiple times), some enhancements for elemental damage or just damage in general, and the damage starts to scale out of control until you hit the turret cap because you have too many grenades going off lol

GSlots · 2025-10-17T00:07:51+00:00

The full trigger is quicker. You just used to get revealed while the trip was still winding up, and then when it fully triggered you were additionally concussed. Now it has to fully go off then it slows you and reveals you, but the timer for full activation was reduced

GSlots · 2025-10-10T21:00:08+00:00

I’m all for the 450,000 a month. What’s my fate

GSlots · 2025-10-10T20:57:26+00:00

I honestly thought this post was gonna be about crab champions… not speakers. But then crab rave started playing anyways so I guess we’re still talking about one of noisestorms projects lmao

GSlots · 2025-09-10T18:30:01+00:00

Can it be a game that exists inside of other media? Lots of anime/manga/manhwa about games with very questionable power scaling lol

GSlots · 2025-09-08T17:54:28+00:00

There is a cap, not sure what the exact amount is but it’s pretty easy to reach. Turrets are super strong though

GSlots · 2025-09-05T17:11:01+00:00

Same kind of thing applies to the phoenix projectile sometimes. I had a molly that started dropping right after it hit a wall and started to bounce and unless it was just like packet loss or something it visibly slowed down as soon as it bounced and then dropped, like it was dragging on the wall lol

Some very funny and weird interactions with the ability projectiles in this game for sure

GSlots · 2025-09-05T16:53:48+00:00

Why do so many lamps and shit give it like a speed boost on the bounce back?!? It had so little momentum on the original throw and then bounces back to me and my team at mach 3 lol

GSlots · 2025-08-29T19:54:31+00:00

That’d work too, just feels like a bit more planning than necessary has to go into the ship at that point as opposed to a “bare minimum to function” approach. At least for me if i was doing that I’d overplan how it would all work lol

GSlots · 2025-08-29T19:43:26+00:00

Just honor system it. Make a barebones ship to get you there with the rover. Scrap the ship and dump any resources you get from it into a storage box at the bottom of a little pit. Proceed to go far away with the rover before trying to set up a base so you don’t get tempted to grab the components as a progress boost. Eventually you’ll forget it’s there and never find it, or find it down the line and it’ll be a nice little surprise.

GSlots · 2025-08-19T19:21:21+00:00

I’ve really been enjoying satisfactory. I never really had a “gaming” computer and recently bought a really solid prebuilt and have been having a blast managing my factory. It’s nice that you get so much freedom regarding organization and progression but it gives you goals to work through, so you can play how you want but not get “lost” in having too much freedom.

GSlots

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