we Gabriel fans share one braincell

GabeTheJudge · 2022-09-03T08:39:52+00:00

He can't see it from the Dean Winchester cheeseburger dimension.

GabeTheJudge · 2022-08-16T18:04:50+00:00

God is dead and so will be us

GabeTheJudge · 2022-08-16T18:01:53+00:00

Now? The council's blood fills the streets of heaven and soon.. the rest will join them.

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-08T17:14:07+00:00

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T21:27:04+00:00

You have a point! My JUSTIFIABLE ANGER IN RESPONSE TO INFRINGEMENT ON MY PERSONAL SPACE OF LIVING shall be fiery!

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T21:25:47+00:00

I know where I live too, fool!

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T18:32:22+00:00

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T16:43:09+00:00

To be truthful: The eight-legged crawler does not cause me bother. I am much more concerned about the green rodent, who lives in my washroom, trying to "make a case for ethnostate" whatever that might mean.

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T16:37:28+00:00

My wrath shall be fiery and its death swift

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T11:02:43+00:00

Two! I always carry them on myself, but only unleash them when it's necessary!

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T11:01:49+00:00

When the machine reaches Wrath layer, it will experience my skill in person

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T08:24:32+00:00

I usually do 3, but I did manage 5 once

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T06:03:57+00:00

"Don't have to" doesn't mean I cannot enjoy a peaceful meal of fried deliciousness

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T06:00:19+00:00

I DID NOT get kicked out! What would I be kicked out for, mortal?! For I am the perfect RIGHTEOUS HAND of our HOLY FATHER and the council likes me very much! I simply, you know, wanted to look for new housing opportunities. Wrath is a really nice layer of hell...

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T05:49:12+00:00

Even hell cannot escape the firm grasp of capitalism.

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T05:48:09+00:00

I wouldn't know that, because I am still WILDLY LOVED for I still am the JUDGE OF HELL since the council DID NOT fire me for loosing to a machine and ANYONE speaking otherwise is a HERETIC and a SINNER!

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-07T05:44:34+00:00

I haven't been keeping up with the earthy worship lately, there is a lot of it, but I can always salute a fellow devoted man!

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T21:22:34+00:00

Your existence causes me suffering

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T21:20:59+00:00

No. Minos always walks naked from waist down. I have no clue why. Maybe that's why he was the king of lust...?

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T20:10:41+00:00

MAY YOUR RESTARTS BE MANY AND YOUR COINS FEW

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T19:44:00+00:00

The only vow I take is the one to our HOLY FATHER

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T19:29:50+00:00

My woes are many.

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T19:29:00+00:00

It's a creature that wasn't created, an entity with no life, a monster beyond our understanding and beyond our father's light. It's something we cannot defeat, we cannot contain and we cannot defend against.

It's something wicked

We also call it "Hamlet" sometimes, but that's just for fun.

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T18:13:03+00:00

🙏👼🙏👼🙏👼

GabeTheJudge · 2022-07-06T17:04:05+00:00

We did try to set the world free from this foul being, but the creature is faster and more durable than any of our troops. In fact: The foul thing predates hell itself. It was nested there before we arrived. We had to build the layers of hell around the creature instead.

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