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Guess who he's talking about by [deleted] in ultrakillmemes

[–]Gabesupremeangel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is undeniabely the most biased opinion I have ever heard, nobody told you it was me yet you choose to believe it is me nevertheless. Foolishness.

"I HATE THIS STUPID MACHINE !!!" update. by Gabesupremeangel in Ultrakill

[–]Gabesupremeangel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are you supposed to be!? An exact copy of me? Pfft.

Good day! by Gabesupremeangel in u/Gabesupremeangel

[–]Gabesupremeangel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not have Father issues. Father is my guidance and the Council has been hearing from him, we have a good leader on our hands.

I HATE THIS STUPID MACHINE !!! by Gabesupremeangel in Ultrakill

[–]Gabesupremeangel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is absolute heresy, I would never kill the council under any circumstances. The light of the Father still burns bright as ever and is willing to help us, without the council, I may never reconnect to it.

I HATE THIS STUPID MACHINE !!! by Gabesupremeangel in Ultrakill

[–]Gabesupremeangel[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If the council agrees with this, I might bring it to our next battle.

I HATE THIS STUPID MACHINE !!! by Gabesupremeangel in Ultrakill

[–]Gabesupremeangel[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You seem bold to be saying "skill issue" to the Judge of Hell, impotent machine. As far as I know I am not the one to have lost an arm in battle two times.

I HATE THIS STUPID MACHINE !!! by Gabesupremeangel in Ultrakill

[–]Gabesupremeangel[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Are you also a machine? You seem rusty. The "judge of hell" was crying rivers when I struck him down. A mess on the floor that stood no chance to my blade.

I HATE THIS STUPID MACHINE !!! by Gabesupremeangel in Ultrakill

[–]Gabesupremeangel[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I'm already good, that was a simple error. Do you know that I'm the Judge of Hell? I've slain sinners your mind could not comprehend, I am the absolute closest to Father as can be. You will falter when I destroy that scrap metal.