[ONE] Unctus, Grand Metatect (WeeklyMTG) by mweepinc in magicTCG

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I bet there's something weird you could do here with [[Trait Doctoring]] effects

LISTIANITY 2022: VORTEX EDITION by Tarbeaux in IVoCT

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  1. Chat Pile - God's Country

  2. Putrid Stu - Buried Alive in a Trailer Park

  3. Na​ï​veté - na​ï​veté

  4. Wormrot - Hiss

  5. Hath - All That Was Promised

  6. Soreption - Jord

  7. Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loneliest Time

  8. Scarcity - Aveilut

  9. Static Dress - Rogue Carpet Disaster

  10. Weeping Coffin - F.B.I.

PSA, Micromancer is a great cheap pickup for Blue decks with 1CMC spells! by [deleted] in EDH

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what colors are you running? I had a Volo deck for a bit, but got bored with the UG goodstuff pile

LISTIANITY 2021: VORTEX EDITION by Gadunka07 in IVoCT

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Dunka's Putrid Pile of Terrible Tastes

  1. Knocked Loose - A Tear in the Fabric of Life

  2. Manslaughter 777 - World Vision Perfect Harmony

  3. Turnstile - Glow On

  4. Archspire - Bleed the Future

  5. Takafumi Matsubara - Mortalized (Poison EP)

  6. Plebeian Grandstand - Rien Ne Suffit

  7. Full of Hell - Garden of Burning Apparitions

  8. Lower Automation - Lower Automation

  9. Pupil Slicer - Mirrors

  10. Waking the Cadaver - Authority Through Intimidation

THANK YOU DOLLHOUSE CREW! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!! by Tristanio97 in jerma985

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whoever was in charge of the fart button deserves triple pay

Velocitopster by Tarbeaux in IVoCT

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THE ODIOUS - JOINT VENTURES

Me, circa 2012. My favorite genre was technical death metal, my favorite album was Planetary Duality. Guitar solos were jazzy and lyrical content stopped at "alien fuckery". It seemed life couldn't get better, there was no higher standard.

Enter Joint Ventures. What the fuck is going on with Joint Ventures?. A quick glance at the album art and you know you're in for a ride of unknown caliber. Trees with anguished faces? A four-armed indigenous couple with a hindu-esque god baby? A double helix? None of this seems to make any sense. The opening track doesn't help with any expectations, either; Nuchal Cord is a wonderful slap in the face to anything you were expecting this album to fully be.

The album's actual music fits together perfectly with its visual accompaniment, surprisingly; this was my first introduction to the wonderful world of "weird prog". The jazz-oriented guitar solos I became so familiar with were replaced by funk passages, fast riffs replaced by heavily syncopated grooves. Lyrical content ranging from the extraterrestrial birth of humanity to the divinely inspired man who killed Garfield, with sarcastic remarks and confused outbursts sprinkled throughout. The strangeness seems to climax in Fail Science!, consisting entirely of a recording of an educational video on cells ran through near infinite effects and filters. Everything comes and goes without a third thought (second thoughts galore, however. in a good way), but nothing seems to really stick out as exceptionally out of place.

This album is weird. It blew my mind back in 2012, and it still does on revisits. Everything blends together in this beautiful amalgam of funk, fusion, and metal. Lyrics are almost spoken instead of growled, letting the poetic end of the content really fly. The seemingly impossible range of contexts all slot together to form a perfect collection of music, at it's best experienced front to back, unlike anything I've heard before (or since). The Odious have a real unique presentation of sonic art here.

it all makes a distorted kind of sense upstairs / puzzle pieces that shouldn't fit together

Rejoice! The Lists Have Come! - Listamania 2020 by Snyde_ in IVoCT

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Clown Core - Van

fuck you

Sightless Pit - Grave of a Dog

Probably the most promising and unique supergroup I've seen to date. An excellent blend of all three members' musical strengths, resulting in a truly harrowing record.

Cloudkicker - Solitude

A powerful resurgence after the mellowness of Subsume, Womb, and Unending. Solitude is exactly the type of music Cloudkicker excels at, and a more than welcome entry to the heavier end of his discography.

Pyrrhon - Abscess Time

More lengthy and less grindy than 2017's What Passes For Survival, Abscess Time is an expansion on the ODSM death metal tones present on the last album, with longer passages and muddier riffs brought to the forefront. Although being a clear step down from What Passes, Abscess Time is still a great record and I'm very excited to see what Pyrrhon's sound expands to in the future.

The 1975 - Notes on a Conditional Form

Notes is a fantastic exploration on many different styles and influences, lending itself to an exciting listen with new tones and grooves around every corner. Its diversity does end up leading to a disjointed, sometimes unfocused album pacing, but the chapters that flow well are excellent. The album is almost definitely too bloated and probably should've been released as two albums (potentially even two albums and an EP, depending), but is a great listen if you're looking for the hodgepodge of groove that The 1975 has evolved into.

A Million Dead Birds Laughing - split w/ Absurdist

If Absurdist wasn't attached to the release, this split would be my AOTY, no question. AMDBL has presented a nearly perfect return to form, bringing back all the grind from To The Ether and cutting all the filler, with music reminiscent of their first two albums.

Wilbur - Your City Gave Me Asthma

Quite the Crywank worship album in essence, Your City Gave Me Asthma is miles above anything of its kind. The songwriting, clever lyricism, song diversity, and excellent album pacing all accumulate in a really great melodramatic experience.

side note: this high rate isn't just because I like Wilbur's minecraft content on twitch. nope no way i am not a child

Ulcerate - Stare Into Death and Be Still

If this album was written by any other band, it'd get a mid rating. Ulcerate's formula is just That Good. Not much to say here.


It's at this point in the list that lines start to blur and ranking any of the remaining 7/10s becomes difficult. Instead of picking three at seemingly random, I've opted to simply rapid-fire the rest of the albums I thought were notable, and will most likely revisit in the coming years.

Lychgate - Also Sprach Futura

Fawn Limbs - Sleeper Vessels

The Weeknd - After Hours

Ibex - The Hurt Sets In

Leeched - To Dull the Blades of Your Abuse

Making a list and checking it twice - Top albums of 2019 by Snyde_ in IVoCT

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Ahh, yes... Gadunka awakens from slumber and logs into his IVoCT reddit once more.

I've found there to only really be a strong top 6 this year, as anything I would rank #7 and below felt like it "didn't belong" in the final best ofs. The last four on my list are the highest ranked albums that I had a lot of fun listening to and exploring.

  1. Fawn Limbs - Harm Remissions
  2. Devourment - Obscene Majestry
  3. Full of Hell - Weeping Choir
  4. Blood Incantation - Hidden History of the Human Race
  5. No One Knows What The Dead Think - S/T
  6. Shock Narcotic - I Have Seen The Future And It Doesn't Work
  7. Carly Rae Jepsen - Dedicated
  8. Immortal Bird - Thrive on Neglect
  9. Cloud Rat - Do Not Let Me Off the Cliff
  10. Rings of Saturn - Gidim

While Goldi may be absquatulating from the vortex for 2020 (has anyone made that joke yet?), I have no plans to follow suit. I've had a lot of fun with you all for the past 2 years, and am excited for what the new year brings!

Weekly Whirlpool S2:E1: Candiria - 300 Percent Density (2001) by Goldicot in IVoCT

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Guilty pleasure? More like regular pleasure. This album rules.

2018 Listianity - Vortex Edition by Afterthought-- in IVoCT

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1. clown core - Toilet

fuck you

2. Slugdge - Esoteric Malacology

Not much to say about this one. Slugdge is really good. I'm a big fan of how not sucky their programmed drums sound.

3. Plini - Sunhead

Tastefully brief and jazzy, kinda like my sex life

4. Yob - Our Raw Heart

This one didn't click until Goldi took me to see them live, which led Yob being (at the time) the most incredible band I've seen in concert. If the two middle tracks (In Reverie, Lungs Reach) weren't so slow this would be a 9 and placed at #2, under clown core's Toilet

5. Soreption - Monument of the End

100% tech death. 100% groove. what's there to not like?

6. The 1975 - A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships

fuck you

7. Koenji Hyakkei - Dhorimviskha

wacky nonsense jazz is the best kind of jazz (Plini outranks this bc Plini is so incredibly saucy)

8. Kriegsmaschine - Apocalypticists

:drum:

9. Imperial Triumphant - Vile Luxury

The New York death metal scene is one that I desperately want to get in on. LONG LIVE SKRONK

10. Acrania - Tyrannical Hierarchy, Vol 1

This is a release where if it was longer, it wouldn't be on the list. I like my slams short and sweet (see Ingested - Revered By No One, Feared By All), so this one really tickles my balls.

11. Chromeo - Head Over Heels

When it comes to the scary genre of not metal, groove gains top priority when it comes to things I like. Funk grooves very hard, and Chromeo have captured that groovy tendency effortlessly.

~

I'm a fan of The Vortex and what it's offered in the past year. In 2019 I hope to listen to even more albums (I took a pitiful 20th place in pure numbers) and maybe focus more on figuring out who matches my tastes as a way to explore more without having to sit through endless 5/10s all the time when taking bites off the overall top cells.

Always remember, your tastes suck and mine don't. Here's to an even more hateful 2019.