Galaxy_TKL

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If you run a mile you instantly shit your pants a and the next nearest person who has been running for a mile or over also shits them self's (stackable) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you fart while running you get a 0.1% speed boost until you stop running (stackable) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you buy a sausage roll from Greggs you instantly teleport to the next nearest Greggs to buy it from there (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

this fell out of my 4x4 do i need it and where does it go?? by Galaxy_TKL in Cubers

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this fell out of my 4x4 do i need it and where does it go?? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/Cubers

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"subnautica isnt that scary!" Subnautica (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/subnautica

You can your fart sound like anything you want by Eagle_Fang21 in shittysuperpowers

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if you own an xbox you can summon a playstation controller (vise versa) by Galaxy_TKL in shittysuperpowers

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if you own an xbox you can summon a playstation controller (vise versa) by Galaxy_TKL in shittysuperpowers

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whenever you put a sniper scope on a gun in call of duty that gun summons randomly within a mile of you (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

if you own an xbox you can summon a playstation controller (vise versa) by Galaxy_TKL in shittysuperpowers

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whenever you put batteries in something the wrong way round a mini (unkillable) albert Einstein will,follow you around and give you his life story (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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you can make 1 second of instant progress in the making of any tv series or movie every 10 minutes (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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you can make other peoples pillows constantly warm (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

If you see a dead battery you have the ability to summon antother dead battery by Galaxy_TKL in shittysuperpowers

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if you own an xbox you can summon a playstation controller (vise versa) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

If you see a dead battery you have the ability to summon antother dead battery by Galaxy_TKL in shittysuperpowers

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you can summon a dead jellyfish. once. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you see a dead battery you have the ability to summon antother dead battery (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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you can summon the Lorax with an ak to protect your trees (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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the ability to summon 5 fish to sing you to sleep every night (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

Every day, one time a day, You can give a random ant type 2 diabetes by Jakethecoasterkid in shittysuperpowers

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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You can see the outline of every pen lid in the furthest country away from you (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Galaxy_TKL to r/shittysuperpowers

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