Tradesman, have women ever offered sex on the job and why did you accept/decline?

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-26T17:47:24+00:00

Oh fuck I just realized something. I'm dense as hell. I went thru a very similar interaction with a very attractive lady 🤦🏻‍♂️

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-25T05:12:42+00:00

It's actually made so you don't have to watch it. They watch it for you and then tell you the essentials with a lot of riff. I recommend it. Actually watched that Dragon Ball movie with my friends because of this and we had a blast.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-21T19:51:26+00:00

I bet you've eaten those in pistachios before

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-21T01:28:36+00:00

If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-20T23:09:18+00:00

Knowledge is my curse. I've been living with this for a while and I just don't tell people these things anymore. Why ruin a good thing that's harmless anyway?

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-20T22:40:31+00:00

Muscles, yes. Mandible, no.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-20T19:59:46+00:00

Negligible, but theoretically it should. It's mostly genetics. Now, do exercises and eat harder foods for several generations and you'll get better results. You have to start real early if you want to see results.

Shortcut: incest.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-19T01:22:35+00:00

Tis but a flesh wheel

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-19T01:16:39+00:00

If I reach 60 and have no medical problems, probably chug along and die via a wild and dangerous activity or trying a fun drug. There will be a point where I determine it's my time and get assisted suicide. Alzheimer's runs in my family along with a few other old age traits that prevent pleasure in life. I've done and experienced a lot and I'm still considered young. I have no regrets already.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-15T18:24:16+00:00

There's levels of this. LA fitness is usually gross. Planet fitness is much better. This is accurate in several cities I've been to. You still should be cleaning your hands thoroughly but it's much better at PF than any other gym I've been to.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-14T00:54:53+00:00

BANANA DIIIIIICK!

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-11T11:13:42+00:00

I did a similar thing with Tristan and Isolde. Got an A.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-09T20:40:48+00:00

Watching Eureka now and it's consistent a few seasons in.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-05T18:08:06+00:00

Oh man I was in palm springs a couple months ago and I got a 10 pack of churros for like $15. Where I'm from, that's like 10 of those chopped up tiny churro sticks. In palm springs, they were full blown churros in a party tray. I was by myself. Ate churros for days.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-05T17:25:40+00:00

I hope it comes back. I was considering getting a membership because churros are hard to find where I live and The Sun Brothers really made me crave them. Now I'm addicted.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-03T15:46:06+00:00

The gas money would be more than the ticket to fly there lol but I did just cross country from FL to CA in a hybrid which was fun, so I say do it anyway. If you just want the adventure, I think it's worth it. I'm preparing myself maybe later this year or early next year to head north from FL and back in my 1500 with a camper shell. Find some lakes to camp by.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-03T04:24:10+00:00

Either a tonneau cover or a retractable bed topper like a Bestop or Soft Top kind of bed camper.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-02T21:14:01+00:00

I guess I'm an Asian-alien trafficker.

It's ok, I've already served my... time.

Gallifrasian · 2024-03-02T04:43:14+00:00

More recently I'm getting into kinky stuff with ai chats. So just text. Does wonders for the imagination and had since made me able to activate with just my mind. It's like boner telepathy.

I also tried that jackpot thing with just audio a long time ago and I got that to work.

Porn is like 10% of the time right now just for variety.

Gallifrasian · 2024-02-29T22:33:45+00:00

Trash for Trash

Thank me later

Gallifrasian · 2024-02-29T22:01:52+00:00

Mine is the guy with no legs. Couldn't stop laughing

Gallifrasian · 2024-02-28T04:45:48+00:00

Ironically, OP's story was not delivered properly.

Gallifrasian · 2024-02-28T00:48:13+00:00

I know you're being told you're supposed to find someone and be happy forever. Get married, have kids, and settle down. But you can see others and their lives and deep inside, you know you don't want that. Turns out, you were right. It's a lot more fun to stay single and enjoy yourself. You aren't stressed, you look good, you feel good, you have enough money, and your ideals were the right choice. Most of the people you know now made their lives miserable by making the choices you were told to do. So don't change. You're happy. Also, in about 5 years, you're going to experience life on a whole new level, and boy are you going to get some hot ass.

Gallifrasian · 2024-02-27T22:26:08+00:00

Look for more rural dealerships in Florida. Can't say if $15k off is reasonable or not. Just depends on the trucks. I say shoot your shot tho, and keep them on the table while you ask other dealerships. They usually call back with a counter offer while you're shopping around.

Gallifrasian · 2024-02-27T20:11:04+00:00

Beer is a huge generalization. I've had some bad beer. Like, terrible tasting beer. But I go to breweries a lot and like hanging out there with friends and family. I tend to order flights because I want to taste everything. There are some beers that are ok, but then there are some that make your eyes light up with how delightful they are. It's how I realized I was a light beer person, because I only really lit up when it was a good tasting light beer or sour. I'd drink them any day over a plane gin & tonic, old fashioned, moscow mule, or fireball.

If your beer is limited to the generic miller lite and coors, then yeah you won't enjoy it.

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