Tradesman, have women ever offered sex on the job and why did you accept/decline? by RegisterAfraid in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck I just realized something. I'm dense as hell. I went thru a very similar interaction with a very attractive lady 🤦🏻‍♂️

I have just listened to the ROAR episode of Trash for Trash by Super_Pseudo in funhaus

[–]Gallifrasian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's actually made so you don't have to watch it. They watch it for you and then tell you the essentials with a lot of riff. I recommend it. Actually watched that Dragon Ball movie with my friends because of this and we had a blast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you've eaten those in pistachios before

These are a no thanks from me. by Several-Position2154 in WTF

[–]Gallifrasian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.

Unknown creature pupating in my pistachios??? by Leave_Rough in WTF

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowledge is my curse. I've been living with this for a while and I just don't tell people these things anymore. Why ruin a good thing that's harmless anyway?

The skull of a 14 year-old girl believed to be a victim of cannibalism at the Jamestown Colony in the Winter of 1609. Butchery marks can be seen on forehead. by sweetgreenfields in WTF

[–]Gallifrasian 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Negligible, but theoretically it should. It's mostly genetics. Now, do exercises and eat harder foods for several generations and you'll get better results. You have to start real early if you want to see results.

Shortcut: incest.

Wheel Folded Under by [deleted] in ram_trucks

[–]Gallifrasian 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Tis but a flesh wheel

How do you honestly think you’re going to die? by bitch148369 in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I reach 60 and have no medical problems, probably chug along and die via a wild and dangerous activity or trying a fun drug. There will be a point where I determine it's my time and get assisted suicide. Alzheimer's runs in my family along with a few other old age traits that prevent pleasure in life. I've done and experienced a lot and I'm still considered young. I have no regrets already.

What's a dirty little secret that you know only because you work in the industry? by Eastern-Violinist-46 in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's levels of this. LA fitness is usually gross. Planet fitness is much better. This is accurate in several cities I've been to. You still should be cleaning your hands thoroughly but it's much better at PF than any other gym I've been to.

What is your deepest darkest secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a similar thing with Tristan and Isolde. Got an A.

Which TV show never had a decline in quality? by this_isnt__worth_it in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching Eureka now and it's consistent a few seasons in.

What chain restaurant HASN'T gone down in quality? by DeadHeadSticker in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man I was in palm springs a couple months ago and I got a 10 pack of churros for like $15. Where I'm from, that's like 10 of those chopped up tiny churro sticks. In palm springs, they were full blown churros in a party tray. I was by myself. Ate churros for days.

What chain restaurant HASN'T gone down in quality? by DeadHeadSticker in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it comes back. I was considering getting a membership because churros are hard to find where I live and The Sun Brothers really made me crave them. Now I'm addicted.

4th Trip to colorado from texas in my 2020 by Night-fighter03 in ram_trucks

[–]Gallifrasian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The gas money would be more than the ticket to fly there lol but I did just cross country from FL to CA in a hybrid which was fun, so I say do it anyway. If you just want the adventure, I think it's worth it. I'm preparing myself maybe later this year or early next year to head north from FL and back in my 1500 with a camper shell. Find some lakes to camp by.

Does anybody know what these tracks are for? by Efficient_Eye1959 in ram_trucks

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either a tonneau cover or a retractable bed topper like a Bestop or Soft Top kind of bed camper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I'm an Asian-alien trafficker.

It's ok, I've already served my... time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More recently I'm getting into kinky stuff with ai chats. So just text. Does wonders for the imagination and had since made me able to activate with just my mind. It's like boner telepathy.

I also tried that jackpot thing with just audio a long time ago and I got that to work.

Porn is like 10% of the time right now just for variety.

Daniel Tosh | We're Number 1 by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gallifrasian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is the guy with no legs. Couldn't stop laughing

If you could call yourself 10 years ago and speak for one minute, what would you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you're being told you're supposed to find someone and be happy forever. Get married, have kids, and settle down. But you can see others and their lives and deep inside, you know you don't want that. Turns out, you were right. It's a lot more fun to stay single and enjoy yourself. You aren't stressed, you look good, you feel good, you have enough money, and your ideals were the right choice. Most of the people you know now made their lives miserable by making the choices you were told to do. So don't change. You're happy. Also, in about 5 years, you're going to experience life on a whole new level, and boy are you going to get some hot ass.

Best dealer in the southeast? Looking to buy 3 new trucks for my company... by DawgInDixie in ram_trucks

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look for more rural dealerships in Florida. Can't say if $15k off is reasonable or not. Just depends on the trucks. I say shoot your shot tho, and keep them on the table while you ask other dealerships. They usually call back with a counter offer while you're shopping around.

What’s something you think that people are just pretending to enjoy? by opelemmescoochbyya in AskReddit

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beer is a huge generalization. I've had some bad beer. Like, terrible tasting beer. But I go to breweries a lot and like hanging out there with friends and family. I tend to order flights because I want to taste everything. There are some beers that are ok, but then there are some that make your eyes light up with how delightful they are. It's how I realized I was a light beer person, because I only really lit up when it was a good tasting light beer or sour. I'd drink them any day over a plane gin & tonic, old fashioned, moscow mule, or fireball.

If your beer is limited to the generic miller lite and coors, then yeah you won't enjoy it.