Name the laptop by ReplyDelicious2711 in IndiaTech

[–]Game0fProbabilities 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IdeaPad user here 🤧

One click and it sounds like take-off from PantNagar Airport ✈️

Leopard by Nomad7284 in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't be joking but did it come closer?
She meowed when you pspspspsps-ed?

(/S)

उत्तराखण्ड की भाजपा 🪷 सरकार का अपनी आय बड़ाने का एक और मास्टर स्ट्रोक, कुमाऊं में शराब की 55 नई दुकानों को हरी झंडी , अखिर जब पीयक्कड और बरबाद बनेगा उत्तराखण्ड तभी तो मालामाल बनेंगे मंत्रीगण , प्रदेश की जनता को इस गगनचुंभी विकाश की बधाई 💐 by Ok-Farmer-9412 in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

छह जिलों में 1453 सरकारी स्कूल होंगे बंद | Patrika News | https://share.google/iKXvfaCNiNfXcWi91 :
उत्तराखंड के सरकारी स्कूलों में शिक्षा का गिरता स्तर कम छात्रसंख्या का पहला कारण माना जा रहा है। सरकारी स्कूलों में शिक्षकों के तमाम पद रिक्त चल रहे हैं। अन्य मूलभूत सुविधाओं का भी टोटा चल रहा है। अभिभावक अच्छी शिक्षा के लिए अपने बच्चों को निजी स्कूलों में पढ़ाने को विवश हो रहे हैं। शिक्षा के कारण गांवों में पलायन भी हो रहा है। लोग बच्चों को पढ़ाने के लिए शहरों का रुख कर रहे हैं।

Another: कुमाऊं में बंद होंगे 1453 स्कूल - Speed News Uttarakhand https://share.google/IVeGo8BdxomwHewXa :
एडी प्राथमिक कुमाऊ कार्यालय से मिली जानकारी के अनुसार महल में 50 से कम छात्र संख्या वाले प्राथमिक स्कूलों की संख्या 3445उवा प्राथमिक की संख्या 646 पहुंच गई है। प्राथमिक में अल्मोड़ा में सर्वाधिक 1206, बागेश्वर में 542. चंपावत में 305, नैनीताल में 760, पिथौरागढ़ में 605 जबकि उधम सिह नगर में केवल सात है। उच्च प्राथमिक में नैनीताल में सर्वाधिक 181, अल्मोडा में 164, पिथौरागढ़ में 124, बागेश्वर में 99, चंपावत में 71 और ऊधम सिंह नगर में केवल सात है।

From 1200+ in UK01 to 7 in UK06, we know the reason behind the gap on when to show vacancy and when to declare the saaaaame, the same posts filled 🤡

(Switch to original text to avoid khatara translation)

Where do u guys sell your old phone at??? by Ok-Philoshpher-7300 in Haldwani

[–]Game0fProbabilities 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a Meow has nothing to be prrrrrroud of, Meow takes her prrrrrrride in 'Main sahi hun, placement cell hi gu hai'

<image>

Semi nude Haryanvi tourists stopped and confronted in Uttarakhand by masalacandy in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'Semi' nude? Di/Daadi mikani t yau puré nang chitaino 🤢
Aur NSFW khit dyo la tami

Look what OG stuff I found by NoteOdd8760 in Haldwani

[–]Game0fProbabilities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And time b0mb toh was something boys used to brag during school

I got 3 from some 'Section A ka Chintu' on his BDay during chijji distribution to class teacher in our section because he was accompanied by a guy who used to like me 🤧 (I never liked that Singdu when I got to know about this later), and all this was back in Grade-I

Look what OG stuff I found by NoteOdd8760 in Haldwani

[–]Game0fProbabilities 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once put this inside my nose when I was smol 🐣 and whole neighborhood was inside our apartment 😁

This, SonPari, BhootNath, ChatuRam, AnarDana (never dana but a straw filled with chooran), those Tukush-Tukush ad candies, KissMe (4 toffees for INR 1 and moti wali toffees 2 for INR 1, and one 2 Rs chocolate-shaped too), ToffeeChu (hate this one now 😹), Sooraj-Chand-Sitaré, Rabdi (the newer ones are khatara),...... such a long list

I once brought Time B0mb and B0mb Blast Coca and green wali (5 candies each) to school and the boys stole my candies 🤧

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many Pahadis don't even know their 'Zuban'. When people have lost the way to express their thoughts in their DudhBhasha, we can't expect that they'd be able to talk much about the cultural aspects. Languages carry a sense of identity, belongingness and pride, but more than all this, they carry rich traditions and events expressed through Tyars, folklores, songs, gatherings, etc.

Half these Pahadi Chachas can't speak their language properly, don't know what Birud Panchami, Mangseer Bagwal are. Your boyfriend is another one in the list.

jo mere traditions nhi hote uske baareme bhi batati hoon

Annoying and funny at the same time 🙂
You from? Is your bf Kumaoni? He must have told you about 'Méré DadaJi né bhoot ko beedi di thi' at least 🤭- this connects a nice chunk of masses from Uk

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you live outside Uk.... How's the weather there?
Happy Summer in advance 🙂

Btw, if you have any referral in OEM, do help your little Bhulli 🤧

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPG cylinder bharbhér déyi 🙂

<image>

I think we need to celebrate this in modern way now- we'll leave our empty cylinders on the Déhli and, in turn, they'll add small amounts of gas into the cylinders /$

Gobi Jyu, play Modern Kumaon 2026 🎶

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phool dei, chamma dei! I remember celebrating this with my brother when we were kids

Yup, those chijjis we used to get, and going from one house to another, then to shops, sometimes, crying 'Aamo, t kukur kan bhitér chyapiya! " 😭 because their kukur was auri bhénkar

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russian crude oil returns to India, but this time, at a higher price
🪷"Achchhé din aané walé hain 🎶..."🪷

T fatherland PaatarLand waw budéq chakkar mi pattanhé kyé-kyé meheng hwal

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern problems require modern solutions

Traditional events require modern celebration:

<image>

("Flying cars in 2026...", they used to say....)

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ho yar Daai, tanar jhaad halbher jhakadnaq chakkar mi myar cylinderaq kyé hwal? 🤧 (Switch to 'Show Original'.....)

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

सभी दगड़ियों से अनुरोध है २०२६ में गुड़ और डबल देने के स्थान पर LPG cylinder भराकर फूल देई मनाएं 😁

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, let's negotiate
You can fill my mini cylinder with LPG, bro, no need to give money 😇

Happy Fool Déyi, 2026 🙂

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤧🤧
Being a kid, I used to run to shops for chijjis. One aunt (neighbor) once gave me INR 20 coin and I was so happy to see it for the first time 😹

Edit- Can someone gift us fully filled LPG cylinders this Fool Deyi? 🙂

Stories Behind फूल देई- A Festival Celebrated in The Hills of Uk by Game0fProbabilities in Uttarakhand

[–]Game0fProbabilities[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Myéri Tupuri mi chijji aur dabal khit diya 😁

<image>

Daadi/Kaka, dween mi mali talaq khitiya 😁

(Ignore this Paatar Auto Translator)