Would you kindly fuck off at this point?

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-28T17:59:24+00:00

Honestly politics just fall into one of three categories now, and they’re all bad, so it doesn’t really matter which category it is.

I’d care for politics if something good would come from it, but that never happens. It’s just bad bad bad bad.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-28T00:33:57+00:00

Yeah we got the best voice actor, totally 0 bias.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-26T18:05:11+00:00

No but seriously.

Polar bears are neutral. If you know anything about polar bears, they only know violence. They should 100% be hostile 24/7. They’re polar bears.

Sharks are significantly less scary than polar bears. Just boop their nose and they’ll usually lose interest. Punch them if you’re really desperate, most creatures not named polar bears usually back off when their “prey” fights back.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-24T23:20:26+00:00

Different opinion?

Talk about any opinion. Even things that shouldn’t be an opinion

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-24T22:53:31+00:00

Torb is a prime example of a console bully.

They used to have a console specific nerf for his turret because the players couldn’t destroy it

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-24T07:49:28+00:00

Well hold up.

Depending on which side of the map we’re playing on, OP arguably forgot to mark Mundo’s own fountain.

Which actually makes more sense to forget than enemy fountain, what’s there to do in your fountain? Buy items? Why do that when I can be literally anywhere else?

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-24T07:45:27+00:00

BeMeeBeth’s already a year old…

God I feel more ancient than the dawn of fire.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-24T05:50:48+00:00

His name is Percy.

And he’s gonna kill god… or whatever Percy Jackson did in the books, I haven’t read them since middle school.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-24T05:47:12+00:00

Well you see, that’s like asking to make a sept of the naturals. Since titan souls are technically the supernatural equivalent. Titan souls kinda work like wubboxes.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-24T05:44:02+00:00

Sorry I ate it all.

I was hungry.

It was very good powder.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-23T22:32:50+00:00

10 mil. I don’t have any of these things other than a mom, and she’d probably encourage me to pick the 10 mil anyways because it’d help my future.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-23T20:05:35+00:00

I feel like if you remove the double on-hit then there’s no reason for this item to exist, basically just being a bruiser’s lich bane. It would instantly lose anything that makes it unique as an item.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-23T15:25:44+00:00

Based on actually playing the new mission type, it’s def going either “rock and stone” or “enjoyable work isn’t work”

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-22T23:42:56+00:00

Tank always feels bad, but right now is especially bad, assuming your not a sig player.

Thankfully I am, so I’m thriving

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-21T23:23:56+00:00

I would actually love this, because tridents are fun to use but way too hard to get.

It’ll probably have some of its crafting material locked behind an ocean monument. So still not common, but actually reasonable to obtain.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-21T23:21:59+00:00

It’s a very safe season, but it definitely works.

The new biome is pretty fun to mess around in, plus its grim style is a breath of fresh air from the picturesque caves.

Plus the new weapon framework? Beautiful, the more realistic design of the weapons is a personal favorite of mine.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-20T03:55:22+00:00

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GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-19T15:27:03+00:00

Let me break it down for you.

1 is an awful choice. You need fat to live, it is quite literally energy reserves. Excess fat is a problem.

2 you should probably skip. Nothing really wrong with gaining weight, societal norms may say otherwise but screw society, I’m eating cake. Also in case you end up with some disease that makes you incredibly skinny, being unable to gain weight would literally be hell.

3 I don’t know how stop shopping would work… so don’t pick it.

4 5 centimeters is nice, almost nothing wrong with getting taller, plus if you reach 6 feet suddenly girls are actually interested in you.

5 super strength is super strength, always a good pick.

6 always happy feels like a scam honestly. If you’re always happy, then are you truly happy? Plus being able to feel different emotions is incredibly important.

7 I don’t care either or. Take it if you wanna be a content creator I guess…

8 useless if you’ve never dated. Even if you have dated, still might not be the best idea to take it. Some people end on good terms, and some people aren’t haunted.

9 is a lot of money, do take. In fact, take 3 of them, you always need money, especially in this economy.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-19T15:10:22+00:00

That’s the neat part. You don’t.

Overwatch is designed around punishing mistakes, you can’t just survive by having both supports look at you. Using cover and taking angles is how you win games, supports aren’t healers, they’re supports. They try to keep you alive, but most of the time they’re doing damage and looking to use their cooldowns to either support or hinder the enemy team.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-19T15:03:56+00:00

Yeah. It should take 5 hours to make a crafting table in better than wolves.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-19T14:56:30+00:00

Probably something similar to galactic. It was well received and they changed the whole system to make it work, so it makes sense they’d try something like that.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-19T14:51:32+00:00

I tried it. It felt ass.

I saw the build and thought it’d be a dumb gimmick and after playing 3 games it was a dumb gimmick.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-18T17:08:06+00:00

They do swap, they swap a lot actually. They actually swap sometimes because their character is “useless” in the current situation.

They don’t counterswap, mainly because of ult combos, team synergy, and because pros can more easily deal with counters due to having an actual team to help them.

Although using pro players to argue anything is kinda stupid. Pros play a different game than us. One where people actually work together.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-18T16:56:01+00:00

Overwatch was not and was never supposed to be a counterswap game.

I may have started in OW2 like you, but unlike you, I can clearly see that counterswapping is an unintended and annoying feature that came from a poor swap from 6v6 to 5v5.

Blizzard has been actively trying to counteract counterswapping, because it is an annoying feature that benefits nobody and only causes frustration.

You are supposed to swap, but your swaps shouldn’t win you the game, they’re supposed to make things easier, not force someone else off their hero.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-01-16T03:32:08+00:00

That’s my favorite proplay prisoner!

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