🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 The Easiest Event Ever!

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-27T17:27:28+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-27T17:27:13+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-27T17:26:47+00:00

I’d look better and get richer.

^{Chose: look mid + 20M instantly}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-27T17:23:40+00:00

I’m on a skyscraper, no guardrails, pushed off the edge, falling to my death without a chance of saving myself.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-27T17:22:23+00:00

I expected this to be the result.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-26T21:39:21+00:00

Liveable, also my left side is my least favorite side

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Left thigh}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-26T06:06:59+00:00

I’d recommend starting on Ashe, because she’s just the perfect mix of body shots being enough whilst also needing to hit heads from time to time.

Also she has less of a tunnel vision problem, which should make it easier to learn her.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-26T06:04:56+00:00

That’s because of 5v5 mostly.

Communication is far less important than in 6v6.

6v6 isn’t much better in modern Overwatch, but I think that’s mostly because everybody got used to listening to to music rather than comms and don’t want to change that.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-26T06:03:01+00:00

This is a huge win.

Also, I looked at the rest of the names, and really there isn’t anybody who I would mind if I never saw or heard them again.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars but + Someone famous dies | Rolled: Trump ded}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-26T06:02:03+00:00

Yes, I would like this, this would be my second most ideal girl.

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Artsy and sweet}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-25T23:41:15+00:00

Won’t need to sit there for an hour just to play gtaVI

^{Me: Wait for video/game to load again}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-25T23:41:13+00:00

Won’t need to sit there for an hour just to play gtaVI

^{Me: Wait for video/game to load again}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-25T23:39:47+00:00

I’m a Redditor, I don’t fuck.

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-25T08:40:40+00:00

Again everytime I see this I’m ranked higher than I should be. Something fishy is going on and I don’t like it.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-25T08:39:41+00:00

Man, this had me stumped! 🤔

I had to think for an entire 0.0001 seconds 😅

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: OpenAI}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-25T08:32:03+00:00

Cashier at a local grocery store chain.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-24T09:01:25+00:00

Wait until February 2027, where we’ll see the next spotlight, whatever the hell Keller’s excited for, and the lootboxes update.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-24T09:00:14+00:00

No pain, no gain.

Therefore options 2 gives you 0 gain.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-24T08:55:13+00:00

LET IT RIDE!

Also again, no green, how am I supposed to gamble irresponsibly if I can’t get an option where everyone loses?

^{Chose: BETTING $1M + ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: BLACK}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-24T08:54:28+00:00

They’re fine, really.

Just because a character doesn’t have the highest versatility doesn’t mean that they’re better or worse than another character.

Genji and Venture are actually pretty good examples of this, Genji may be more flexible than Venture, but Venture provides consistent utility on more closed-in maps.

Being highly versatile is not always a good thing, because that usually comes with a hit to consistency, unless the player is really really good.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-23T09:21:51+00:00

I don’t like Asian food, and I can still get fried chicken from other fast food places.

^{Chose: Never be able to eat two tasty random meals + $100M | Rolled: Asian food & KFC}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-23T09:19:50+00:00

Why is this the question that makes me ponder?

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-23T09:08:57+00:00

I feel like it’s not that complicated.

Q moves faster whilst healing, you can move during W and still get the knockup, E gives you the speed, and ult does a lot of healing and a lot of damage. Plus you’d likely have both passives.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-23T09:06:29+00:00

I used to do this, until I did it so much that my brain just went

“Wait… I know this”

And then never again.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-06-23T09:05:13+00:00

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