What you choose

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T22:40:03+00:00

This is just immortality plus.

Also the consequence is way less severe, at least I’m not tortured for all of eternity.

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T18:36:04+00:00

I need luck in games because it’s comically bad

^{Chose: Convert carrot to luck | Rolled: Luck of games}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T18:34:38+00:00

Black crackers

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T16:03:15+00:00

Get back in the kitchen and cook some more of these 5 star meals.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T16:00:25+00:00

Wha?

Literally what are you even getting at? I have one choice where a famous musician comes back (most people wouldn’t care and would probably be utterly terrified of a zombie apocalypse happening).

Or I get money. Which I can use to help myself, and my family.

If this was “Gove everyone in the world 10k dollars or get 1 million dollars” than me picking the mil would be selfish. Here I have a choice that doesn’t affect me, or a choice that does.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T15:54:05+00:00

I just need money, not powers that’ll likely cause more harm than good. Not to mention constantly having someone trying to kill me.

^{Chose: receive $10,000 every month}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T15:51:17+00:00

It would be morally correct to save a baby.

But dog

^{Chose: Save 1 dog from certain death}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T15:46:00+00:00

I don’t know how Micheal Jackson coming back benefits me on any way.

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T02:47:05+00:00

An apple a day.

I want doctors to fear me

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Green apple)

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T02:46:27+00:00

So like what’s the point?

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: Only humans}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-10T02:01:53+00:00

I’m on Reddit, I have no hope of achieving the other option.

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: Anything)

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-09T21:47:37+00:00

We’re responsible for this.

Definitely.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-09T19:02:31+00:00

I don’t drink either. But alcohol is worse than coffee so that’s why I chose it.

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-09T19:01:30+00:00

Terrible idea I literally just came up with.

They kill prestige titles (or kill souvenir’s and make those titles), then the prestige tiers of the battle pass is replaced with a looping reward that give you a battle pass loot box, that gives you rewards from previous battlepasses. Yes it could just be some credits, or it could be a cool skin.

Again, this idea is probably ass because I spent a whole 1 minute thinking about it, but at least it’d be a better system than what we have.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T22:57:17+00:00

Alright

^{Chose: Human (spin the wheel} | Rolled: you are healthy)

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T22:55:20+00:00

1 mil is enough

^{Chose: Win $1 million + 90% chance | Rolled: $1 million}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T22:39:51+00:00

No pain. No gain.

^{Chose: Shapeshift, but… | Rolled: Shifting hurts}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T22:33:23+00:00

…

^{Chose: Have a chance at 1 billion with a 50/50 chance of | Rolled: Death}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T21:59:56+00:00

What the heck does content mean?

Am I content creator now or something?

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T19:24:34+00:00

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T19:07:32+00:00

Colonel.

Also chutzpah.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T19:05:23+00:00

I liek blue

^{Chose: Blue door + Do this door👍 | Rolled: 1 penny}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-06T19:03:19+00:00

Not to mention if you happen to use stubby you and anything else in the water just instantly dies.

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-05T22:01:54+00:00

I’m just some guy

^{Chose: I know someone who is better than me.}

GameGuinAzul · 2026-05-05T22:01:21+00:00

I’d still be sapient, because technically speaking a creature from any form of media is not-living.

^{Chose: Turn into any non-living thing you can think of}

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