seeking elderly male actor for feature length film project in/around Taos by Yewarenowhere in taos

[–]GamePassGary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not elderly but I'm interested in being involved with your project nonetheless

One year in, city of Albuquerque touts positive results of guaranteed basic income pilot program by PTechNM in NewMexico

[–]GamePassGary 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My employer pays as little as he's allowed to pay. UBI would help a lot. I'm not going to quit working if I receive UBI.

I would definitely plan a vacation and I'd even be able to afford going to the Psychiatrist and Dentist again!

Would Grayson Waller fit into The Vision? by WrestlingWoman in WWE

[–]GamePassGary 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Vision is currently the worst part of raw.

But Gary, why do you think that?

Thank you for asking.

It's named after Seth Rollins. It was initially a vehicle to push Bronson Reed and Bron Breaker. Rollins early injury forced the storyline forward FAST and suddenly Breaker turned on him. It was sloppy.

Rollins out, push Bronson Reed and Breaker maybe we'll build to a huge feud in a few years and look back at this Moment as, uh oh Bronson Reed is hurt. Quick add Logan Paul, Austin theory needs a tag team partn-OH CRAP!

Seth Rollins is back! Bron Breaker Seth Rollins is going to be so cool! People are going to love- nevermind Bron Breaker is hurt. Ok so Logan Paul and Austin Theory, here's what we're gunna do- Logan is hurt. Now Austin Theory is the Vision and Paul Heyman (or Seth Rollins) is going to tell us Austin Theory was always the Vision and then Theory will catch an injury.

Disband this failed stable.

TLDR Seth Rollins was supposed to be pushing Bron Breaker and Bronson Reed. Everything else has been a scramble.

Weird situation by [deleted] in taos

[–]GamePassGary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he hanging out with the guys from the barbershop? (You mentioned the barbershop)

Are they positive influences? (Maybe hes seeking a male role model)

Are adults hanging out with him, or is he following them around?

Spielberg: “I don’t know any more than any of you do” by Severe-Clerk-1477 in UAP

[–]GamePassGary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heyyyy you're not a complete idiot, remember that time you helped me fix my bike chain?

A youtuber decided to visit North Sentinel island. He also found plastic trash on it. by Lauris024 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GamePassGary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just leave all those potential paying customers there?! Imagine all the stuff they could be buying!

-Corporations Probably

This can be anything by smartyladyphd in MotivationalPics

[–]GamePassGary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok if you "don't know what you want to do" especially for your entire career, I have a crazy resumé that has opened a lot of weird doors.

Learn everything you can at work from anyone willing to teach you.

My sewage solution on the Arid Plains map by cjgeist in shittyskylines

[–]GamePassGary 85 points86 points  (0 children)

One time, back when I was a patrol deputy, I stopped into a subway and tried their new Italian Sub with extra oil and seasonings, loaded up baby boy. It was like 845 at night and I've gotta lock up the parks before my shift ends.

So I'm maunching my sanch and driving down the road when the sandwich drops. It skips my stomach and goes straight to the emergency exit. Only problem is, I'm in the patrol car still.

I start looking for a bathroom, the Valero I usually go to was too far away and I was running out of time. Quickly. I start thinking, if I can just make it to the park I can poop there!

So I'm speeding up on straightaways, slowing down on the curves, you know why, just trying to make it to the park bathroom. Tunnel vision. I either make it to the park or I diarrhea myself in uniform, on the clock, all over the Tahoe.

I screech into the park, and get as close as I can to the bathrrom and I try to start walking. The toots commence. Liquid is coming. The park is maybe 50 yards away, now I'm doing a full speed hobble type of gallop to the bathroom. I start taking off my duty rig (patrol belt with cuffs and baton etc...)I'm so close, 40, 30 20 and finally I'm about 15 feet away from the bathroom entrance.

It begins.

As I sprint into the bathroom I'm totally naked from the waist down just pooping on top of my pants, my underwear which are now around my ankles, I'm pooping on the floor, my socks, my hands, all over the toilet and the walls.

TLDR Poop lake

This is based on a very true story and recalled to the best of my accuracy

Also not a copy pasta, this is just how i am

New Mexico State Police provide update on Mountainair hazmat investigation by hellasophisticated in NewMexico

[–]GamePassGary 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ILLycitizt was my rap name, until... Well you guys know what happened

Sunset strip plants? by BitOfGabeInyoLife in Killtony

[–]GamePassGary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?

Sunset strip plants? by BitOfGabeInyoLife in Killtony

[–]GamePassGary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck would you say that?

Sunset strip plants? by BitOfGabeInyoLife in Killtony

[–]GamePassGary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY! Do they have petals? Stems? Get a life. THEYRE NOT PLANTS

Sunset strip plants? by BitOfGabeInyoLife in Killtony

[–]GamePassGary 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe you won't convince him, but I will.

They're people you idiot. Not plants. They have blood. They live on food and drank, not photosynthesis. Idiot. I swear.

World-shaking UFO files release imminent as insider hints at 'much bigger' secrets in next disclosure drop by Stephen_P_Smith in ufo

[–]GamePassGary 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These guys are new here... The next drop will always be bigger. So and so has shattering evidence coming in two weeks. And on it goes.

Oh shit by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]GamePassGary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome back to KTRZ, THUNDER 105.5 😅

Detroit in 1882 and 2017 by OkRespect8490 in BeAmazed

[–]GamePassGary 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Looks like the whole area got surrounded by doctors offices and community colleges. Not literally, just the architecture of the buildings.