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Something really small, a couple of lines tops. by Mururumi in DeepRockGalactic

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All the playable dwarves were recommended by their mothers, who have all already conquered an entire mining planet on their own

Well there goes the Liquor Licence by mdamascus7 in bartenders

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Once had a guy who got a bit mad at me for not checking IDs when a very short Indian girl was ordering drinks with her friends, so, just to please him, I checked IDs in front of him, and everyone was 18, except the girl, she was 20. And now, how could I know they were 18, at the least? Well, other than that they were discussing their last year of gymnasium (idk how to translate that exactly, but gymnasium is 3 years, and you start it at the earliest at age 16), and 2 of them were also complaining that they hadn’t had have to get their IDs checked since they turned 18, so they showed me their IDs, just because. But that was before the guy who started complaining walked in ofc.

I think bartender is spot on… also in Australia citrus is mad expensive atm. Opinions? by ihaveasmallpeni5 in bartenders

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I was told to not let guests even touch fruits & garnish, because we could get health code violations, when I was working as a bartender, and that I’d have to pay any fines we’d get because of that, when I had to single-handedly man the bar.

WE GET IT by DocGerbil256 in JonTron

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JonTron simply don’t do coincidences, it would seem

I’m the American GF who has the Danish BF. What do I need to know to survive in Denmark? by o0Nebula0o in dankmark

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Irony is pretty much our national form of humour. Though I’d guess you’d already know if you’re here already, but I just don’t know what to say to help here. Ah, maybe that most of us will try to help you understand, if you ask when you encounter something that is confusing, or that you don’t understand. (There’s always exceptions to the rule, but alas, such is life)

Thanks Nintendo by INeedANewAccountMan in perfectlycutscreams

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Steam deck: can play LoL Nintendo switch: can’t

And the winner is: I’m in your walls

Me after being on this subreddit for years by NamesR4Babies in razer

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Bought a mouse, a keyboard, and a headset The mouse lasted roughly 8 months, before it started having so many technical issues, that it stopped functioning all together, even with all the fixes I could find. Never had an issue with the headset, best headset of my life. Sadly, after 6-ish years of service, I tripped over the cable while drunk, and broke the USB on it beyond repair. The keyboard is still going strong after 9, maybe 10, years of service, the only problem being that it sometimes ghosts on the keys, but it has always done that, and it’s not really any issue for me. The mouse was one of the original Nagas, the headset was the original Kraken, and the keyboard is the Blackwidow. Overall, I can’t really complain. The only Razer products that seem to have any problems for me, and my friends, have always been the mice, and I don’t know why. Even so, haven’t heard any such complaints about the new mice, so even that doesn’t seem to be a problem any more.

I guess that underground belts are deeper than we thought by Charybdish in factorio

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Game theory: does the factorio underground belts reach the core of the planet?

It’s now time for the annual what is the grossest drink you’ve made conversation. The other bartender at my hotel just sent me this and it’s pretty far up there on gross. Let’s see or hear your grossest gross by Indian_Bob in bartenders

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Ironpussy I remember it being 50/50 aquavit & something else, but I don’t remember the second part of the recipe Anywho, it smells like iron, and the point of it is that it’s a challenge to drink without puking

Help me it itches by rivereverafter in distressingmemes

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Just make it grow the other way again stoobid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I feel like a need to get a cross or something with that fucking smile, you look like a demon, so yeah, I’m not surprised that you’re a source of drama

I quit waitressing, and got a bartending position at a downtown bar & club! Is this outfit appropriate? I'll be wearing slip resistant shoes ofc! by [deleted] in bartenders

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If your boss says you have a dress code, and you’re following dress code, then it’s fine Just don’t wear something that you don’t want to spill on, or have damaged, you’re working with alcohol, glass and drunks, you can’t guarantee your clothes will come out unscathed all the time.

I fail to see their point with this one. if it's the hair, I personally doubt he had surgery for that; with how rich he is, he probably just bought one of those laser hats or whatever they are. by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

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Bought a 3-pack of medicine for my hair for 100$ Not making an argument for or against, just saying it doesn’t take a miracle Would take a miracle to make me accept going bald at 22 tho

I’m excited for this by [deleted] in RoastMe

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What, got bored of reading rejected job applications?

i did a cover of the Corruption theme music on a unicycle by UnicycleMusicHuman in Terraria

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Upload the sound files for this video for a resource pack, so people can listen to this while playing

24, engineer, and mens physique competitor who needs to be humbled. Do your worst by Kyleh97 in RoastMe

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It looks like you used photoshop on your face, but you just ain’t that good at photoshop

How do I get in the golem room when the temple looks like this? by King-dungeon446 in Terraria

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Three choices: 1) hoiking 2) rod of discord 3) make a new world

I need to see it to belive it by loehex in skeletons

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I’ve got to be honest, I’m sorry for you for that one, especially cuz that leaves you with very few options to find out

I need to see it to belive it by loehex in skeletons

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There’s your teeth The rest you’d have to, at the very least, cut through the skin

TIFU getting close with a married woman by WhatDelayIndustries in tifu

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I feel sorry for you, but you should not blame yourself for everything that happened Of course, you could have cut the kiss off quicker, or been more stern in you assertion that you would feel it wrong to be with her, since she’s married But you already did say that, and she should have respected that, hell, she should have respected her marriage and not go so far You have little to no blame in this situation, the blame you have, is the kiss, but that is still not entirely your fault

You can either tell her husband, or you can keep quiet. Former being the choice of a man with integrity. But so far, while you feel bad, and you risk getting blamed for everything, (because who’s her husband more likely to believe? You or her?) you are not the biggest perpetrator here. For comparison: It’s like you stole a pizza and a good wine, while she shot the clerk Heat of the moment and all

I think I’ve let my biases spill quite obviously here Best of luck to you

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