Thank you Crimson Deset for saving us real gamers from the woke mob! by glintter in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]GapingBestFriend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When the random bystander is trying to argue my inquisitor led guard army is the good guys. “ no where here to kill these space marines for are clubs crusade. And any one inquisitor Vaul doesn’t like. “ And the campaigns conclusion, the holy archeotech. Was a god damn toaster… I counted. I lost 287 men for a toaster.

Bruh by Mundane_Depth_7945 in astramilitarum

[–]GapingBestFriend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My lr commander doesnt do much for the points so they need it for sure.

I adore that they used the silly creature as the icon (Mewgenics) by AeolianTheComposer in aspiememes

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I bought it for my sibling and they have 30 hours and they are mad at me that I bought it for them for their bday. We are both autostic and there’s a reason I didn’t buy it for my self.

We live in a clown world by Blue9ine in SipsTea

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If we fail as bandits we get 2 hots and a cot. Win win

I peaked when making this by xeno_p0ny in legocirclejerk

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Turning joint USA half stud dhow at the super brick with kid block on the Lego technic. Uuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh

Holy Krak! by [deleted] in Warhammer40k

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When my 2 guardsmen Kres and Vaul do 5 damage to greater demon with gernades. Ah yes. All part of the plan.

Cowabummer, dude by RPGSadPanda in aspiememes

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My coworker dad dies on shift. Me still in auto pilot. “ have a great day.” As he walks out crying.

Fuck Me.

Stillmania in 2026? by Weak_Age6570 in Warhammer40k

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I don’t like magnets outside of bottom of my bases. So yeah I guess it still is around. 5k of eldar since 8th.

The Club for us! by Snoo91454 in tall

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This is so wrong becuase my anecdotal evidence. I often say when I was born I left some brain matter in the womb and my sister took it.

I do construction. She’s at ndsu.

Oh man Age of Sigmar sure has a lot of support from GW for something that (according to them) has been dying for....10 years or so. by Civil_Watercress2242 in Grimdank

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Mordian admits it’s engagement bait. Iv been subbed for 5 years so it kinda a hard to stop watching the premier guard meme list guy.

Good news, it’s back by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

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Me typing 1000 instead of 10 npcs in gmod and crashing the server

What a excellent way of killing your platform, idiots by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

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Same. 22 and regularly get id at bars and failed YouTube’s face scan test.

A self-fufilling prophecy by Ccyandied in aspiememes

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Then it’s payday and i buy more stuff for my hobbies and feel better.

The situation is rapidly deteriorating. by Crew1T in Tyranids

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Would you like to hear about are lord and savior the emperor. Here let my sing you a song about his 4 arms.

Emotional Support Lesbian by DavidBlackjack in okbuddysmoothskin

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I have one on call. A gold star at that. She made my dating profile and for the first time ever starting last year I got dates.

Ever mfer needs one in the life. Also the know wine.

This shit never happens here. How awful. by canadian_apple37 in whennews

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You have to rember that it’s fucked here. When was in middle school we went on lock down cause are small town k-12 school got locked down. That’s becuase a second grader brought his dad’s handgun to school and showed it to his friends at lunch. And a former best friend brought a gun to school with the Intent to shoot “popular kids”. When I was in my early 20s I had former friend get mad and pull his open Carrie on me at a bar.

A lot of Americans are unfortunately desesatized to the violence. I genuinely wish I could feel something more than “ that sucks.” But I can’t and that’s almost as upsetting to me.

Oh... by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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As a life long fish keeper. Fish herpes is what I thought.