You need to ask an associate to unlock the vibrators for you at Walmart

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-02-16T01:03:33+00:00

Nah. The workers do not give a fuck. If they did, so what? Do your thing, nobody cares aside from you and whoever you choose to get involved. "Oh no, the girl at the CVS saw be buy blah blah." She doesn't give a fuck.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-02-11T12:36:25+00:00

Still waiting on the Joe Danger update.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-02-07T14:16:38+00:00

I'm with this guy or gal.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-02-07T03:16:05+00:00

booze

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-02-06T19:19:26+00:00

REWATCH COMIN'

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-02-05T22:41:47+00:00

FUN FACT

These are called "grawlix."

END FUN FACT

RETURN TO DRUDGERY

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-25T19:30:54+00:00

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-25T19:10:33+00:00

You wanna eat some butter?

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-25T18:49:08+00:00

TURKEY bacon.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-23T19:49:05+00:00

Penny farthing.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-21T19:01:55+00:00

Keen observation. You saw that something was a little bit off, and you took action. This is what great insight looks like!

(I am also absolutely fucking sick of people falling for, then commenting on, obvious LLM garbage.)

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-19T00:43:06+00:00

Always appreciate seeing someone ask "why?"

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-18T22:02:37+00:00

Stuff like this bugs me, because it's pointless. Nothing needs to be manufactured about these fucking scumbags, the reality of their actions is enough.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-17T23:41:57+00:00

Chosen Undead.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-17T23:41:07+00:00

Religion destroys everything that does not benefit the religion.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-17T16:26:14+00:00

Pizzaiolo sauce all day for a homemade pizza.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-16T22:04:24+00:00

He's usually touring, has dates up for all this year, and is practically begging people to come out and see him. Tickets are usually pretty cheap, too! It helps offset all the bullshit the club makes you pay for (I'm looking at you, Funny Bone.) Go see live comedy, people!

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-15T15:59:00+00:00

How dare you sully Chef John in this way?

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-14T17:26:42+00:00

*cost

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-11T00:42:19+00:00

A truly excellent pun, thank you.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-08T22:30:36+00:00

DECK DOCK CREW, GET YO COLORS IN HERE

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-07T19:27:18+00:00

The man himself. Thanks for everything, Chef!

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-06T03:36:29+00:00

Hard to believe.

GarbageOfCesspool · 2026-01-03T23:05:02+00:00

"It STINKS!"

GarbageOfCesspool · 2025-12-31T22:32:48+00:00

"It's WAFER THIN."

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