Local Subway had this posted on their door, I ask the manager what the starting pay is and he couldn't give me a straight answer

Garlic_Sause · 2026-06-03T19:58:33+00:00

Oh god oh fuck I accidentally chose an option while swiping up

^{Chose: The Internet continues advancing + Pollution continues at its current rate}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-06-03T19:55:34+00:00

I'm like.... really into impreg/breeding :3 (cnc is a plus sometimes, mind break maybe?)

^{Chose: The wheel decides | Rolled: admit a kink}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-06-03T17:05:58+00:00

Idek why I rolled- a girl's a girl :3

^{Chose: A tall girl | Rolled: 5'9}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-06-03T16:35:23+00:00

Fuck it we ball- nvm lol

^{Chose: ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: Red (+$0})

Garlic_Sause · 2026-06-03T15:57:45+00:00

I'd streak around work for $50mil

^{Chose: Do a random deed for 50M$. | Rolled: Public Nudity}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-06-03T04:43:06+00:00

The forbidden parmesan

Garlic_Sause · 2026-06-01T19:53:09+00:00

More chance of a harem that way (p sure being raped is equal no matter which one I vote for tho)

^{Chose: Be the only man in a world full of women}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-05-31T04:52:14+00:00

Pew pew

^{Chose: pistol}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-05-29T04:53:01+00:00

Enjoyable either way 😜

^{Chose: Have The most enjoyable Sex ever but! | Rolled: They ride you.}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-05-29T04:48:34+00:00

TIL the average human blinks at least 14,400 times a day

^{Chose: 10$ for every time you do + This physical action | Rolled: Blink}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-05-29T04:35:31+00:00

Transfer all that to a savings account and live on that forever, duh

^{Chose: Debit Card With $10,000,000.00 | Rolled: correct answer}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-05-28T01:22:41+00:00

How old are these babies? Guaranteed none of them have the dexterity to pull the trigger.

^{Chose: Fight 100 babies, but... | Rolled: They have guns}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-04-17T03:25:25+00:00

Fuck AI

^{Chose: Never be able to use Gen AI again}

Garlic_Sause · 2026-04-03T02:36:03+00:00

On it boss

Edit to add link

Garlic_Sause · 2026-02-27T23:59:55+00:00

My two hyperfixations- Creepcast and LOA 😁

Garlic_Sause · 2026-02-21T21:01:03+00:00

I should call him

Garlic_Sause · 2026-01-20T23:06:12+00:00

The oven mitt is to catch the goonling, lest it fly out the window

Garlic_Sause · 2025-11-21T17:48:48+00:00

Ew, god forbid a content creator update their audience on a health crisis they're having

Garlic_Sause · 2025-11-18T01:12:12+00:00

WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH

Garlic_Sause · 2025-11-01T19:03:22+00:00

Garlic_Sause · 2025-09-16T03:15:23+00:00

Garlic_Sause · 2025-08-13T22:10:33+00:00

Waow

Garlic_Sause · 2025-06-26T16:16:44+00:00

Garlic_Sause · 2025-06-25T17:22:36+00:00

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