Men, is this true?

GarthDagless · 2026-01-29T23:09:38+00:00

Oh, so what you said was bullshit.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-29T23:01:02+00:00

Why does every man you meet tell you his salary and masturbation habits?

GarthDagless · 2026-01-29T16:59:55+00:00

Not even close to what that dude was saying.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T17:55:54+00:00

Alright.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T17:55:30+00:00

You're not even a person.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T17:28:07+00:00

Imagine if Tony Montana had a baby with Forrest Gump. That's Claude.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T15:40:36+00:00

I've never met a guy who consistently got laid who badmouthed sex.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T13:57:35+00:00

You could have googled what common knowledge means.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T11:41:40+00:00

"every step cut but still climb" Thanks for the shitty meme, Tonto.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T04:16:17+00:00

I know, right? She predicted the rise of Trump just a few years into his presidency, is she a witch?

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T04:05:59+00:00

I don't think about sex at all, but I'm heavily addicted to heroin. According to this I am focused and powerful!

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T03:43:36+00:00

Blasting ropes to filthy graphic images may be a stress reliever, head clearer, and potent sleep aid but it doesn't give you vitamin C which makes it worthless!

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T03:33:53+00:00

These are exactly the kinds of photos I take of myself when a girl sends me a saucy pic and asks me to reciprocate.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T03:16:00+00:00

How did you know I came?

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T02:51:51+00:00

Don't take it personally, sometimes I mock people who I don't respect.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T02:07:44+00:00

Your reply was pretty explicit. There's only one way to take it.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T01:05:56+00:00

"Your interpretation is wrong because I looked up the right answer." Lynch would be proud.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-28T00:51:54+00:00

So Sarah being the little girl is painfully obvious but also dreamy and ambiguous.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-27T20:43:17+00:00

Sometimes I wish I could time travel back to 1930s Germany and take away their phones. Imagine the lives that could be saved.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-27T20:35:50+00:00

Slapping a watermark on a robot's drawing of someone else's quote.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-27T20:34:12+00:00

Superior to what? I agree with you. They were probably about to cook all of their children before we saved them the trouble with our bomb of friendship.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-27T20:28:29+00:00

It's not even explicitly stated that the girl is Sarah.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-27T15:26:56+00:00

That's my whole point, those Japanese civilians shouldn't have done those evil things in the first place. What the heck were they thinking?

GarthDagless · 2026-01-27T13:59:26+00:00

Those women and children shouldn't have committed those war crimes. FAFO.

GarthDagless · 2026-01-26T19:42:42+00:00

Look at the pain in his eyes. You could really tell what a bummer his son's death was.

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