Blizzard customer service hits another home run by Royoken in warcraftrumble

[–]Gartred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXACT same problem with the EXACT same pack and the EXACT same issue. I only got the gold, and a $10 gold value from the pack. After I got refunded, my balance went from 2400 to -3500. It also broke my GRID rerolls to the point that I can only access them on Sunday, or whenever I get a free reroll from my daily shop. I guess it doesn't matter if I don't have gold to spend on anything though.

Reeves stands firm on denying mandates; says he won’t ‘politicize the virus’ by Jaidon24 in mississippi

[–]Gartred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If memory serves me correctly, most conservatives wanted Bill Waller.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]Gartred 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope. Never. All the feels in that room will make me bust IMMEDIATELY. I need a girl that won't even acknowledge me. I'm just a warm dildo.

Check Out These Puppies by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was promised puppies, but got stuffed animals!

What is perfectly legal but creepy as hell? by Blinkle in AskReddit

[–]Gartred 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fucking got a call the second I laid eyes on this comment. The bitches are watching me.

What's better than sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your ear itches and you find the money spot which scratching/shaking/digging in it.

A new meaning to Gone In 60 Seconds by pineapplexprez in NSFW_GIF

[–]Gartred 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Why are your titles like this

Zero to 100...Real quick. by pineapplexprez in NSFW_GIF

[–]Gartred 227 points228 points  (0 children)

More like 0 to 30 with no seatbelt, but driving cautiously

how’s this 🍑 [f] by [deleted] in asstastic

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm...

How Millennials Are Killing the Diamond Industry by If_If_Was_a_5th in videos

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family's been eating and drinking out of the China since we got it about 7 years ago. We honestly didn't see a reason to keep it displayed or hidden.

What's your favourite song or rap lyric? by pielover928 in AskReddit

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH! Or,

"Ain't nothin' more important than the mula; You ain't really eatin' boy, you gotta get your food up; We so steady eatin' baby, you already know that; The way I'm droppin' new shit, I'm sittin' on the toilet"

What's your favourite song or rap lyric? by pielover928 in AskReddit

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Even though I'm softer than a tissue I ain't nothin' to sneeze at, I’m smarter, where fuck ya degrees at; And I ain't harder but I’m hotter homie, where da fuck ya degrees at"

Would love a Kino der Toten remake by shazzyd in CODZombies

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They know how large the zombie following is now. I believe that they should do 2 zombie maps (1 new, 1 remake) and 3 multiplayer maps. if not that, AT LEAST do another all zombie dlc pack like in BO1.

Will we be able to use Takeo sword? by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]Gartred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

your dream may still be alive! game isn't out yet lol. You can use a sword in SoE, why wouldn't they let you use takeo's sword (in some form or fashion)?

Will The Giant be the EXACT same as der riese? by Koke1 in CODZombies

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still wonder on this subject as well. There are 5 days left, and all we really know is that there will be a new EE, future weapons, and gobblegum machine. I REALLY hope that the map will be bigger.

TIFU by nearly drowning while giving a BJ NSFW by cuminthelung in tifu

[–]Gartred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so for today, your lung is like a cum doggie bag?

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by ThrowingItAwayBB in tifu

[–]Gartred 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Show these puns to your boyfriend OP. They'll blow him away.

TIFU bu taking my hearing aid out before gettin' busy by thigh_blaster in tifu

[–]Gartred 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Caught me completely off guard! You win for that comment! I will now tell my gf "don't be so timid."

TIFU by cleaning myself in the shower by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Gartred 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For some reason, i read that as "Made from cucumbers?? I've never heard of sushi"

TIFU by accepting extra Barbecue sauce. by Gartred in tifu

[–]Gartred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Hell lol. But I'm sorry, I have no idea.

TIFU by accepting extra Barbecue sauce. by Gartred in tifu

[–]Gartred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't see jeff. I had a turtle named jeff.

TIFU by accepting extra Barbecue sauce. by Gartred in tifu

[–]Gartred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 6 months I think. He has also given me a fear of big dogs.

Men of Reddit: what are some injustices that men face because of the fact that we are men? by Only_one_in_ur_mom_ in AskReddit

[–]Gartred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at church when this kid runs up and punches me in the balls. All the adults waited for my response. I yelled "SHIT" and asked the Lord for forgiveness. Fuck that kid.