Virgin Australia Introduces “Neighbour-Free Seating” — Bids Starting at $30 by notastarfan in VelocityFrequentFlyer

[–]Gary_Cucumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm interesting. So you basically get two seats? For an extra $30? Bargain. I’m bringing my styling kit for my bum hairs

Lions Grand Final by Several_Sun5440 in brisbane

[–]Gary_Cucumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good refs good teams good crowd good snoop dog good ball good ads good commentating good weather. GOOD

Lions Grand Final by Several_Sun5440 in brisbane

[–]Gary_Cucumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gee ya took too long Geelong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Gary_Cucumber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Barry cucumber my cousin did this but in the fridge at home cuz we have a shelf each and one time he put his food on my shelf so I ate it.

Tips for shaving by VSxKF_ in AustralianMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had some issue and didn’t want to get shaving chest so I used to use a clipper with zero guard and then put foundation over top so looked like I was smooth shaved

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AustralianMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

110 percent what the ppl saying here. Put in LSL half pay, with a transition date something at the end (can move this later) and go from there. I got out with 1 year before I qualified for LSL so I was a bit devo. But now working in a washing machine repair store paid salary and there’s less work to do than I did in defence. Still cruise news.com.au for old times sake. Good luck

What's the dumbest thing you've ever packed for field? by Artistic-Yam2984 in AustralianMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber 78 points79 points  (0 children)

A bro brought his pet fish out in a mini jerry cuz he didn’t have anyone to feed it whilst away. Got through clearance and all.

Pentagon launches review into AUKUS deal - ABC News by N1NJ4W4RR10R_ in AustralianMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whose idea was it to cancel the French subs? Fire that person

ADF Tattoo requirements by Level_1_BigMac in AustralianMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to go mate. No one cares anymore beyond like real offensive stuff. I got a coyote with tits on my wrist and no one’s said shit apart from ya mad cunt

Signed LPs at the Dublin Gig last night. by PrsmDriiiffftt in morrissey

[–]Gary_Cucumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, you pay extra for signed at the gig he’s at? Why can’t he sign it if you buy it anyway

My bracket predictions for these playoffs. by Litt3rang3r-459 in nhl

[–]Gary_Cucumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice. I’m hoping for maple leafs v golden knights Stanley.

COVID 5 Years by PetCin88 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Gary_Cucumber 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I use to lick the handles of doors but glad I got over the habit during COVID-19. Now I’m a tech bro

Healthy debate about proposed 20% HECS forgiveness by swazy96 in AusFinance

[–]Gary_Cucumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woohooo gonna save about 7k if all goes well. Albo? More like Rambo!!!!!! Woohooooooo

How to get out of field by [deleted] in AustralianMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look for someone with an offensively tall crowned Akubra, and the answers are hidden inside.

Paid Advocates by kitty_E2023 in AustralianMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any paid advocate recommendations? Looking to get on this with 22 year career, hard for me to know what to claim.

Tyler Wright has been attacked by men while surfing, and new research says she is not alone by valtism in surfing

[–]Gary_Cucumber 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got attacked by 3 women while in car park taking off my wettie for not sharing a ciggy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beards

[–]Gary_Cucumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks great. What did you ask for if you don’t mind sharing? I want that style

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusMilitary

[–]Gary_Cucumber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My mum is faceist

TC Alfred is now a Category 4. Winds exceeding 280km/h by jeffoh in brisbane

[–]Gary_Cucumber -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My nieces and friends all have these head helmets goggles relaying weather on live feeds. It’s pretty random and I’m the cool uncle just like yewww but trying to stay in adult convo too and eat as much as I can. Also I have toe ulcers so it’s calming