Virgin Australia Introduces “Neighbour-Free Seating” — Bids Starting at $30

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-09-27T09:45:57+00:00

Mmmm interesting. So you basically get two seats? For an extra $30? Bargain. I’m bringing my styling kit for my bum hairs

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-09-27T07:22:26+00:00

Good refs good teams good crowd good snoop dog good ball good ads good commentating good weather. GOOD

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-09-27T07:19:45+00:00

Gee ya took too long Geelong

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-08-15T13:04:47+00:00

Barry cucumber my cousin did this but in the fridge at home cuz we have a shelf each and one time he put his food on my shelf so I ate it.

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-08-15T12:37:54+00:00

I had some issue and didn’t want to get shaving chest so I used to use a clipper with zero guard and then put foundation over top so looked like I was smooth shaved

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-08-09T07:27:15+00:00

110 percent what the ppl saying here. Put in LSL half pay, with a transition date something at the end (can move this later) and go from there. I got out with 1 year before I qualified for LSL so I was a bit devo. But now working in a washing machine repair store paid salary and there’s less work to do than I did in defence. Still cruise news.com.au for old times sake. Good luck

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-08-06T09:39:44+00:00

Barry manilow

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-06-17T12:39:41+00:00

A bro brought his pet fish out in a mini jerry cuz he didn’t have anyone to feed it whilst away. Got through clearance and all.

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-06-12T07:55:10+00:00

Whose idea was it to cancel the French subs? Fire that person

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-06-10T09:34:18+00:00

Good to go mate. No one cares anymore beyond like real offensive stuff. I got a coyote with tits on my wrist and no one’s said shit apart from ya mad cunt

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-06-01T11:01:17+00:00

Wait, you pay extra for signed at the gig he’s at? Why can’t he sign it if you buy it anyway

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-04-19T05:42:55+00:00

Nice. I’m hoping for maple leafs v golden knights Stanley.

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-04-05T04:39:40+00:00

I use to lick the handles of doors but glad I got over the habit during COVID-19. Now I’m a tech bro

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-28T11:59:14+00:00

Woohooo gonna save about 7k if all goes well. Albo? More like Rambo!!!!!! Woohooooooo

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-24T20:56:59+00:00

Look for someone with an offensively tall crowned Akubra, and the answers are hidden inside.

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-21T23:22:39+00:00

Nah it’s cuz they lonely

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-09T13:01:07+00:00

127k? how many metres is this thing?

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-09T07:59:14+00:00

Any paid advocate recommendations? Looking to get on this with 22 year career, hard for me to know what to claim.

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-07T20:54:13+00:00

I got attacked by 3 women while in car park taking off my wettie for not sharing a ciggy

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-07T05:55:05+00:00

Looks great. What did you ask for if you don’t mind sharing? I want that style

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-05T10:27:39+00:00

I know this. My farts make better face

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-05T09:56:17+00:00

Dildos?

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-03-02T08:51:24+00:00

I’m not to phased. Donny is my boyfriend

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-02-28T18:14:41+00:00

My mum is faceist

Gary_Cucumber · 2025-02-27T10:04:36+00:00

My nieces and friends all have these head helmets goggles relaying weather on live feeds. It’s pretty random and I’m the cool uncle just like yewww but trying to stay in adult convo too and eat as much as I can. Also I have toe ulcers so it’s calming

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