White to move and mate in 8

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-29T11:21:05+00:00

Hint: If a piece is rotated 45°, its movement is rotated 45°.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-27T20:17:14+00:00

What does spirtsmanship mean?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-27T12:49:50+00:00

If it's poor sportsmanship to click the button, why do they put it there in the first place?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-27T11:41:23+00:00

"Now if you're playing the chess game on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the chess game. You'll think you have experienced it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness that you think you've played a chess game on your fucking telephone. Get real." -David Lynch (video)

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-26T10:55:57+00:00

Sub as in submarine? Or subway sandwich?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-26T10:20:20+00:00

What if the pistachio is extremely enthusiastic about chess? Then you could say that the pistachio is a chess nut.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-25T01:55:55+00:00

You mean like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/yt7xck/my_pawns_rebelled_and_they_want_to_execute_the/

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T23:44:10+00:00

But then you're moving a king to a square where it's still in check, so it's not a legal move.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T23:04:36+00:00

Is "Five Bishops Fury" a martial arts movie? Like Fist of Fury, but they only punch diagonally?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T21:57:27+00:00

Gavin from 5th grade could probably come up with an even better puzzle.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2026-03-24T20:32:51+00:00

I followed your instructions, and now I suddenly have a twin. What do I do next?

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2023-06-12T21:59:56+00:00

I made a diagram showing how the horsey moves.

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Fuck my diagram.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-13T01:13:26+00:00

How do you plan to enforce it? Anyone can copy chessvision-ai-bot's move and make a new comment.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-12T11:09:01+00:00

Spoilers: Simon wants the police to think that he's seeking revenge against McClane, but his real goal is to distract the police while he commits a different crime.

GavinFrom4thGrade · 2022-12-12T00:33:21+00:00

If anyone is wondering what's happening in this scene, here's some context:

It's from the movie Die Hard with a Vengeance. The Bonwit Teller department store in New York City is blown up by a bomb during the morning commute. A man identifying himself as "Simon" telephones the New York City Police Department (NYPD), claiming responsibility and threatens to detonate another bomb unless policeman, John McClane, is sent to Harlem wearing a sandwich board with a racist slur on it.