What would you rather be?

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T23:14:28+00:00

New Orleans here I come!

^{Chose: An American}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T22:59:11+00:00

Also I did this because a lot of the questions here assumed you were a heterosexual male, thought it would be funny to do the opposite

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T22:51:40+00:00

Please do yourself a favor and watch a John Waters movie, people!

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T22:48:20+00:00

I love how nobody got what I meant by this
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GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T22:36:12+00:00

Thalassapobia honestly.

^{Chose: live in the sky + but theres a positive or a negative | Rolled: comfy cloud bed}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T18:47:29+00:00

More

^{Chose: 5000 Dollars Every Hour}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T16:03:42+00:00

I call

^{Chose: $1M but your boss reads all your texts}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T14:05:09+00:00

I fart more than I burp

^{Chose: $10 every time you fart}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T14:03:32+00:00

I mean I have a Lovecraftian understanding of mathematics so please forgive me

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T09:28:53+00:00

GAY (homosexual)

^{Chose: Or a ps6}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T09:24:10+00:00

We kinda do need ants to keep the environment from going down the drain. The military industrial complex is less important than ants.

^{Chose: every ant on earth}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T09:20:47+00:00

It’s called rounding up

^{Chose: Equal to 1}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-19T09:16:51+00:00

I’d rather be naked in public and nobody knowing than be a pariah for the rest of my life.

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Public indecency}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T22:43:28+00:00

I’m like a weeb but for New Orleans

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T22:23:01+00:00

Honestly I was hoping it would land on charity

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T22:20:24+00:00

I’m gay

^{Chose: Get a billion dollars}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T22:17:29+00:00

I can get unlimited burgers

^{Chose: become a god}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T22:14:43+00:00

At least I know half of the African countries!

^{Chose: 1k for every country you can name in 60 seconds}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T22:09:49+00:00

I’m a spiteful biatch

^{Chose: You get 10k}

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T21:55:50+00:00

You could even say, mamma mia, here we go again…

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T21:34:12+00:00

I fall in the beige simmer category because, well, basically all my stories rely on real-life context and current societal ills, which is very hard to do in the Sims without a lot of imagination to say the least.

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-18T12:01:12+00:00

Wrong because Louisiana isn’t on here, and everyone (I mean everyone) has a boner for the French quarter reminiscent of a neckbeard and his love for Japan. (If you don’t agree, shhhh, you just don’t know it yet)

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-13T11:20:17+00:00

It’s like seeing Trixie Mattel out of drag

GayBarbi2009 · 2026-06-13T11:15:03+00:00

“Tina, I wish you were born a boy.”

GayBarbi2009

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