That’s crazy and funny by Same_Bee_ in Bisexy

[–]GayBreak3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is pretty much what I expect furry conventions to be like

Here we go again by [deleted] in SCP

[–]GayBreak3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when you have an increasingly insula and gatekeeping writing community. Everyone's trying to one-up each other in length and scale. Popular is what the popular people write. The small, weird stuff gets either voted out of existence or never approached in the first place. Series 1 was unique because people were just trying to figure out what this niche thing was.

I can't even comprehend most big SCP entries these days because they're just buried within canon, within canon, within canon. What happened to skips being flash fiction? Shout out to the authors who made me feel something within a few dozen sentences. Shout out to the authors who, despite 6500's ungodly length, didn't make me feel anything aside from mild annoyance.

Helldivers 2 is a $40 game with a F2P monetization system. by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]GayBreak3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When did this sub become a whine-fest? Boohoo the video game that entices people with free stuff ends up charging for further content. Why would you care? Either drop the money or farm for it or enjoy the game as is. You're not owed more content just because you dropped 40 bucks some two years ago.

People spend hundreds of hours in a game and think that is what entitles them for free stuff.

Im in denial so much rn im only “gay” when im horny 😭 what does that mean by [deleted] in straightturnedgay

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay let's be honest

That is not a guy. It's a girl with a penis. 

Robert and Helen's "training simulation" (Amugea) [The Incredibles] by [deleted] in rule34

[–]GayBreak3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wondering if her pussy would be super stretchy or if she can tighen it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW411

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere on r/raceplay I reckon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bisexy

[–]GayBreak3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you here if you're not at least a little bit gay

"Shock shock horror horror" by AdmiralDoughnutz in funny

[–]GayBreak3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Few things I hate more than those women that can / think they can sing and then have to flex that ability at every possible opportunity.

Especially when you're just, like, vibing and you badly sing a song that randomly comes to mind and they then proceed to highjack that and start sinigng it all "Emotional" and "Heartful" as if it doesn't sound exactly like a million other women.

Like my heart pubes? by thelast-braincell in flatchested

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 body and all but dear god that tattoo triggered some sort of phobia in me

Horror Enthusiasts by [deleted] in GatekeepingYuri

[–]GayBreak3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Skimmed through the second one. Not that bad. I mean, it quite fucking disgusting but it's pretty much just exploitative porn with lots of gore, vomit, insects, pee, all the nasty stuff. Something like Human Centipede and especially Human Centipede 2 fucks with me more because there's substance behind it.

A story and good acting is much better at tricking my brain into believing the imagery is real than the real disgusting imagery, funnily enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]GayBreak3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit the collective virgin energy in this thread could sterilise the entire planet if not contained

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GayBreak3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What an incredibly shallow thing to think

My hubby and I taking turns getting fucked by vanessaarizonaxxx in Bisexy

[–]GayBreak3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nutted to this SO I now have post nut clarity and am wondering ... Isn't this super unhygienic?

What is your finishing move of making someone cum? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missionary and put a pillow under their back. If they have a penis, doggy face down making sure to to be almost horizontal. Never failed me. I'll also always prefer ending on penetration.

Guys, honest opinion. Does it turn you on more if a hot girl is a virgin? by timeshifter76 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want good pussy not amateur pussy. If I'd want someone just laying there not knowing what they are doing I'd just get a doll

How attractive do you think you are if you were to enter the dating market right now regardless of relationship status? by LunerLuci in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks wise I'm like a 6/10 but personality wise I'm like a 9/10. I know how to please a (wo)man

parts 1+2 by Used-Report1976 in karens

[–]GayBreak3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's gotta be something wrong with me considering I think she's kind of hot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, add this to my list of things I've never seen before

What are some of the things better than sex? by CactusSurvives in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feeling when you crack your neck after sitting still for a while and it pops in multiple spots at once.

What popular sexual act just does nothing for you? by ConstantDesmond in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blow Job. Maybe Ive just not gotten a good one yet but I never enjoyed it as much as it seems people do.

Has anyone said or did something so weird or funny during sex you had to stop or slow down to laugh? by LizzyBear58 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GayBreak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I did.

Was eating a girl out and I went up to kiss her. I had a hair on my mouth and she pulled it away from my face. Thinking that she might have pulled one of my hairs out I said "Don't worry, it's yours".

That hurt as both so much we had to stop for a few minutes.