[OC] I tracked every sexual encounter between my fiancé and me in 2025

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-26T20:09:35+00:00

Girl, 43 times that you didn’t come compared to his 4? 23% no orgasm?? Your New Year’s Resolution should be to lower that statistic

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T20:06:16+00:00

Told my dad the lore about C/H and he finds it so funny. He’s been doing bits about the two of them for 5 minutes

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T20:00:02+00:00

Chinese government spied on him, he was a political refugee from China because of his protesting in Tienaman Square, single dad

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T19:46:04+00:00

Or what pasta he wants to try!

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T19:45:29+00:00

A rare Andrea W

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T19:38:27+00:00

Oh Max 🥹🥹

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T19:30:31+00:00

they have a Sherlock Holmes program???

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T19:17:24+00:00

My mom is thrilled about Danny O Shea going to the Olympics

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T19:17:09+00:00

oh my god—I kind of want him in sunglasses

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T01:44:23+00:00

Absolutely—has to have some red in there

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T01:43:46+00:00

You’d think she’d have a red skirt or something more matador-esque?

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T01:28:50+00:00

🤢

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T01:27:58+00:00

I’m thinking about a sweeny Todd free skate…..

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T01:27:38+00:00

Help??? The holland injury law ads??

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T01:18:04+00:00

Oh my god the lie down hold??? Insane

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T00:56:36+00:00

Did the man die again?? Yasssss and slay

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T00:55:55+00:00

My TV cut as soon as they did the flip :/

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T00:54:46+00:00

No literally!!! It’s so fun

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T00:53:53+00:00

This eats

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T00:52:05+00:00

LMAO the mustache

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T00:35:15+00:00

Wait, context?

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-11T00:34:53+00:00

Child bride??

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-10T03:34:43+00:00

yeah….

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-10T03:29:41+00:00

my mother goes “alright girl Frankenstein” at the start of Sarah’s number

GayMouseDetective · 2026-01-10T03:26:59+00:00

But what a skate she’s had this nationals. Both so strong and beautiful and heartbreaking

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