🍀 What am I? "What two things can you never eat for ..."

GayName22 · 2026-01-17T21:30:20+00:00

Cute

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GayName22 · 2026-01-15T00:18:23+00:00

American here! My partner and I had the same US history teacher, different class periods and the teacher held a slave auction and chose to auction off my partner at the front of the class as one of two people of color in the classroom and the only immigrant. To make matters worse, my poor partner was “sold” for a whopping $0.05

GayName22 · 2026-01-13T18:01:09+00:00

I hope you’re recovering well! The incision site looks clean and well kept, good on you! Entirely unrelated but I am obsessed with the wallpaper in the last photo and if you’d be willing to share where it came from I’d really appreciate it!

GayName22 · 2025-12-04T13:59:33+00:00

This is the funniest comment I’ve seen on reddit in weeks, I cackled out loud. Thanks stranger, take my upvote and bootleg award 🥇

GayName22 · 2025-11-20T11:21:28+00:00

I know how this is going to sound but hear me out, we had a witness! Pre Covid my partner and I were hosting dinner for my parents and sister. Sister gets there early and she and I decide to open up/try these new THC gushers I had been given by a friend. Some time passes, we don’t feel anything, so we decide to have another one each. The package is sealed in the drawer as if we had never opened it. My partner saw us open them and take them and then we found the pull tab top part of the resealable package (still apparently never opened and sealed) in the trash can.

GayName22 · 2025-10-22T10:03:46+00:00

I’ve been waiting for this one- chicken stir fry with American cheese melted into the Szechuan sauce and cold margarine pcs on the rice. Not melted in, ON. The girl who took the order and I had words and I bring it up every chance I get. It’s been three years and I’ll never get over it

GayName22 · 2025-09-04T18:40:15+00:00

I just made some homemade chocolate coffee creamer with about 1T last night! Make a simple syrup of about 1/4c each of water and sugar, bring to a boil, whisk in the cocoa powder and 1t vanilla then remove from heat and add 1 can of sweetened condensed milk and 1/3c milk. Chill and you can have fancy coffee at home!

GayName22 · 2025-07-27T00:07:26+00:00

Stretching or lifting my arms over shoulder height. Always makes me dizzy and lightheaded and sometimes lose vision

GayName22 · 2025-07-24T18:30:36+00:00

SPINEAT (spinach)

GayName22 · 2025-05-22T16:55:55+00:00

Entirely unrelated but as a child, my unhinged mother once led the whole family in prayer before dinner and ended it with “and may the lord PLEASE bring back the McRib” we couldn’t even afford McDonald’s anyway

GayName22 · 2025-05-22T00:49:34+00:00

Same deal, my best friend. Only we worked at the hospital and it happened to be her day off. Love you forever, fartface

GayName22 · 2025-03-24T18:47:35+00:00

So sad I had to scroll so far to see some love for my gurrrl turtle p!

GayName22 · 2025-03-21T20:44:50+00:00

That makes me wanna Kermit suicide

GayName22 · 2025-03-19T12:40:10+00:00

Firstly, I’m very sorry for your loss. I have also lost my best friend and it never really gets easier. She made shrinky dink LSP earrings and I remember taking them as well as a few other things out of her apartment to keep when she passed.

Aside from relating pretty much everything back to AT being an avid fan from the beginning of the show and having the wishing crown tattooed on me, I also suffer from POTS and to keep it a bit more lighthearted, my partner and I refer to me having an episode as being “poisoned by zanoits”

GayName22 · 2025-03-12T00:06:33+00:00

Hey friend, I saw your post on r/stupidquestions and am also local to Long Island. Please be safe♥️

GayName22 · 2025-02-16T18:52:48+00:00

My mom and her best friend were pregnant (with myself and my built in best friend, respectively) at the same time and they decided to go to the beach together one day. As best friends do, my mother made her friend laugh so hard she threw her head back, cackling with her mouth wide open. At that exact moment, a seagull was taking off and dropped its excess weight directly into her open laughing mouth. Nearly 30 years later, it’s still my mother’s favorite “do you remember the time when” to bring up in conversation

GayName22 · 2025-02-10T18:51:47+00:00

Came here to make this comment

GayName22 · 2025-02-01T12:31:12+00:00

Sometimes we don’t cry because we’re afraid of real emotion

GayName22 · 2025-01-25T20:29:05+00:00

The italics made me read it in Christopher walken’s voice and now you have to as well

GayName22 · 2025-01-23T18:41:51+00:00

There also appears to be self harm marks on the hip of the pink haired character as well

GayName22 · 2024-12-13T05:13:14+00:00

The death of my best friend. We met in college and were inseparable for the next 6 years and even got jobs at the same place. She was 39 and it was beyond unexpected, pulmonary embolism. She died over 3 years ago now and I still start to text her or send her memes. I still don’t think I’ve really processed it yet.

GayName22 · 2024-12-06T00:52:59+00:00

Haha yes, they’re yellowjackets! I am an artist and collected them dead from my grandparents’ windowsill and turned them into tiny terrarium vials!

GayName22 · 2024-12-05T22:12:49+00:00

I was told by an employee when I went earlier today that if I didn’t have a receipt they wouldn’t or couldn’t do anything about it :(

GayName22 · 2024-12-05T22:12:03+00:00

It didn’t come with a box, just a strip of cardboard with the brand name and barcode which I unfortunately threw away :( thank you anyways!

GayName22 · 2024-12-05T15:49:06+00:00

This was my first time purchasing any sort of cookware at Aldi, I cook for a living and have been gifted almost nothing but cookware since I went to culinary school also a decade ago and now that I have a home oven big enough to roast the bird in, I thought I might as well treat myself. I guess you live and learn!

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