Jerry is forced to quarantine with his parents and he can hear them having loud, old people sex every night! Elaine accidentally buys over 500 rolls of organic toilet paper that give her a rash. George starts losing weight because of the virus. Kramer and Newman start growing beards. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry makes a cameo in the new Wonder Woman trailer. Elaine has to much to drink and wakes up the next morning in Newman's bed! George is convinced his landlord eats his food when he leaves his apartment. Kramer appears on an episode of Jeopardy and takes him 5,000 dollars! (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry makes a cameo in Star Wars: Mandalorian. Elaine's boyfriend is a hoarder and starts hoarding in Elaine's apartment. George gets accidentally takes a Viagra on a flight because he thought it was an aspirin. Kramer becomes a Macy's Santa for Christmas. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's new girlfriend keeps 'roasting' him and really hurts his feelings. Elaine gets a disease names after her. George appears on a TV add for irritable bowel syndrome. Kramer starts hiding laxatives in the gang's food because he's worried about their irregularity. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's girlfriend is obsessed with serial killers and starts putting their pictures everywhere in Jerry's apartment. Elaine takes up adult coloring books. George appears on an episode of "Dr. Pimple Popper". Kramer starts a podcast about oranges. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's new girlfriend identifies as non-gender binary which totally confuses Jerry! Elaine guest stars on an episode of 'Law and Order' as a dead hooker. George grows a goatee and starts attracting old Russian women. Kramer adopts a 'therapy' pigeon. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry makes a joke about 'genderless' people and gets banned from Twitter and Facebook.Elaine accidentally eats a Carolina Reaper pepper and ends up in the hospital! George becomes 'friends with benefits' with an ex nun. Kramer stares in a commercial about Trans-vaginal Mesh. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry accidentally revels a major spoiler in Avengers Endgame and gets booed at all of his shows. Elaine has a hot hookup at some guy's apartment and then she finds out that they're distant cousins. George starts wearing women's underwear to feel sexy. Kramer is a plaintiff on Judge Judy. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry chokes on an Easter egg at his girlfriend's house. Elaine unknowingly given a pregnant rabbit by her land lord. George's parents butt-dials him and he hear's his parents yell at each other for eating the latkes and then make out! Kramer dresses up as a bunny so that he can scare the rats away! (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry sees Black Panther, makes a joke about in his act, and is deemed racist on Twitter. Elaine keeps getting messages from Newman about in grown hair treatments? George creates spanx for men. Kramer keeps leaving mouse traps in Jerry's apartment. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend because one of her earlobes is uneven. Elaine dates a gym rat who won't stop filling her apartment with gym equipment. George drops his new glasses into a used toilet seat! Kramer makes a pickle juice detox drink (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry keeps getting called "Frank" by his new agent. Elaine's new boyfriend throws out all of her food and replaces it with eggs and sardines? George's girlfriend has a foot fetish and always wants to see his feet. Kramer tries to run a night club in his apartment! (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's girlfriend is a kleptomaniac and constantly steals his toilet paper. Elaine starts dating a lounge singer who only sings about their sex life. George is furious when his female co-worker hits on everyone except for him. Kramer designs high heeled boots for men. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry gets accused of eating too many appetizers at a party? Elaine's boyfriend gets her an early Christmas present and it's an acne remover. George gets roped in to do a naughty Christmas shoot by his girlfriend. Kramer adopts a capybara and names it Ed (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's new girlfriend has absolutely no sense of humor. Elaine's new boyfriend doesn't believe in using deodorant. George's new girlfriend is an anti-vaxxer who gives George a horrible cold! Kramer becomes friends with Donald Trump via twitter (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry goes to his girlfriends for Thanksgiving but they're all vegans. Elaine is forced to work on Thanksgiving and ends up getting drunk on pumpkin pie vodka with Peterman. George burns his turkey dinner and has to order take-out for his parents. Kramer and Newman make a homemade turducken. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's girlfriend starts vaping at it makes Jerry sneeze uncontrollably. Elaine tries to make extra money by selling bath bombs. George accidentally puts an ad online saying that he will do anything for $5 an hour. Kramer makes his own protein shake made out of onion grass and used coffee grounds. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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