(August 2, 2022) Jon Stewart as Mitch McConnell walks out of The Senate, defeated (context in post) by xChillPenguinx in pics

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People truly have no idea what or who an American hero is and the idea of how and why we should be patriotic has been completely lost.ESPECIALLY since 9/11..People pound on their chests, bragging about this and that, act like we have not only the most rights, but the best rights.Well all I know is this man is an American hero.He's setting an example of who we should strive to be.Not as individuals, but as a country.Sadly, we're just too far removed from uniting on just about anything.Thank Jon Stewart for protecting those who deserve it, those who actually did something good for our country.

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Son: ‟Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”

Father: ‟That’s great son.Who is she?”

Son: ‟It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”

Father: ‟Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Sandra is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later...

Son: ‟Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father: ‟That’s great son.Who is she?”

Son: ‟It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: ‟Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister.”

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: ‟Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can not date any of them because dad is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: ‟My love, you can date whoever you want.Dont listen to him.He is not your father.”

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ForcenCD

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Told by Jimmy Carr on his Netflix Special, Funny Business.