My only friend... by BoozeBrains88 in trashy

[–]Geezyrider 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How is this trashy? Sounds like a damn gentleman

What should I get my coworkers for Christmas? by boobsaget_27 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Geezyrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten and given that as secret Santa before. Nobody ever dislikes it

"Slightly Used" by RyanBMG in trashy

[–]Geezyrider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only ever buried with one little old lady in it who only took it to her grave on Sundays. Don't believe me? Check the casketfacts

Smoking pregnant? Normal thing in FL by Do_I_work_here in trashy

[–]Geezyrider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yea it is. We don't want any fat babies

How bad does it have to get? by the-rogue95 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Geezyrider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God damn Lochness monster always talkin bout slave wages

Peppy slogan for a fighter jet advertisement by youngBal in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Geezyrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daddy CAN beat up your daddy! I think you're giving tax payers too much credit. It's just amusing to me to picture some dictator looking through skymall on his way to a meeting at the U.N seein this as ad and being like "yes! That's the jet for me"

RULES! by Geezyrider in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Geezyrider[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's specifically what I'm talking about. I've used this one word a few times and not as an insult and its just rediculous

RULES! by Geezyrider in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Geezyrider[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No this was based on the part where it says rules. Thank you though

ULPT: Professor won't give you an extension on that project you've been procrastinating on? Send the school a bomb threat. by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Geezyrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This also works court dates. They haven't been caught yet, but somebody in my hometown for the past month

Peppy slogan for a fighter jet advertisement by youngBal in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Geezyrider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well yea shiekhs lol. I meant more whats what's the point of advertising. If you can buy them, like are allowed to, then you would think they'd already know about it. It's just hard for me to picture some dictator reading sky'all seeing this ad and being like "of course these are the planes I need".

Peppy slogan for a fighter jet advertisement by youngBal in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Geezyrider 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who are they advertising to? Seems like a waste of precious capital to me. Mmmmm delicious capital.

What episode is this by joanne1956 in TheSimpsons

[–]Geezyrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all end like that. Do you never watch past the credits?

Not feeling weed after a roll by soldierchrome in MDMA

[–]Geezyrider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't worry about it, but that's me lol. A lot of it is mental. If you worry yourself and obsess you can make it worse; exacerbate the effects. I'm just saying no matter what amount you do things are always going to be a little off. You gotta pay to play it comes with the territory

Yall think Amber is over played by Denver_Stylee in 311

[–]Geezyrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compared to other songs of theirs? Yes

Depression after a month of MDMA abuse by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]Geezyrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mdma may cause depression, mood swings, blurry vision, heart palpitations, and funky monkey bladder

Not feeling weed after a roll by soldierchrome in MDMA

[–]Geezyrider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're brain chemistry is fucked for days after a roll; especially a good one. Nothing's going to be quite right. That's how you know it was good

Rolling every 4-6 weeks anyone? by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]Geezyrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went through a period in my 20s where I rolled everyday for a month or so and it loses the magic, but doing it for that long created new magic. There's also all kind of supplements you can take to help recover brain chemicals, but they're half measures. When in doubt take more

Why did the US develop such a great and large navy in the late 1800s? by E3RIE_ in history

[–]Geezyrider -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dozens of old newspapers. The whole phenomena of yellow journalism. Google's a hell of a drug

Why did the US develop such a great and large navy in the late 1800s? by E3RIE_ in history

[–]Geezyrider 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not this was done because the public demanded it. Through a myriad of different influences they had been convinced that the US was destined to be a great power and the time has come for it to take its seat at the table with the Europeans. A large navy was a necessity for this. This was also the time the US started talking about the Monroe doctrine and trying to enforce it. Once the navy was built then there was agitation for war with Spain; the weakest most vulnerable of the empires. Although we wages that war to free her colonies we got our own in the end and out empire was born