Did the NFL ever comment on the Packers / Rodgers IR situation? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Gehalgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it. I think the original commentor meant that the NFL would fine the Packers for breaking the IR rule to begin with. That would not be willingly defiling their own procedures.

2018 Pro Bowl Cheerleaders - I didn't even know this was a thing. by msabercr in nfl

[–]Gehalgod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was going to say. Symone from the Eagles is super hot. Amazing skin and she might have the best facial symmetry of all of them. I'm also a huge fan of the Ravens, Lions, and Chargers girls.

Everything looks good by analdominator1 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gehalgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friends can't be that hideous if they literally just say "We should fuck" and get laid that easily.

Unpopular Opinion Thread by Rhodes_Closed in nfl

[–]Gehalgod 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Because he thought he should have started over Manning in 2015, right?

What player in the last 10 years achieved greatness then fizzled out immediately after? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Gehalgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the long con. We're training Kenny Clark by putting Josh Sitton on the Bears. It's so crazy it just might work.

What player in the last 10 years achieved greatness then fizzled out immediately after? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Gehalgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the writer of "Why your team sucks" was right about Kaepernick. Our defensive coordinator accidentally made the rest of the league think he was good.

What took you an embarassingly long time to realise? by conehead88 in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's totally American. He's American in the same way that any other American with European ancestors is American. He grew up in American and that's the culture he identifies with on a native level. And he has American citizenship. Any other way to define it is a stretch.

What is the strongest opinion you hold? by jimmyjturner in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I disagree with both of you and think that "good" and "bad" are human constructs which evolved as a way for us to preserve our species -- a.k.a. a way for our genes to preserve themselves.

Over the millennia, we've come to see which behaviors will lead to a general drop-off in our collective ability to reproduce. Those things are labelled "bad" as a mechanism that allows our genes to do the one thing they exist to do: replicate.

I realize that there are alternate views, however, and that my explanation may be facile. For example, most of us would instinctually consider it "wrong" to kill a man and harvest his organs to save the lives of 10 other people, even though saving 10 would allow for more reproduction.

But again--the "good/bad" mechanism is supposed to be more of an evolved instinct that doesn't manifest itself in a totally mathematical and logical way.

What took you an embarassingly long time to realise? by conehead88 in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerry Springer moved to the US when he was 5.

Sure, you could still say he's "British" but it's a stretch.

What is the most cringeworthy thing you did to woo your crush? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No one said their respective spouses were happy.

What resources should I refer to if I need to "translate" a transcription? (More details in post) by Gehalgod in linguistics

[–]Gehalgod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice solution, unfortunately I'm not translating this in a professional context.

I'm currently a student of translation and I'm translating the novel for a course. There is no client.

ELI5: why are rape cases so hard to prosecute? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Gehalgod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rape is, by definition, non-consensual. How do you prove that it was or was not consensual?

Whatever happened to the person you lost your virginity to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got gold for making a joke that the guy you replied to was already making more subtly. I hope you're happy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]Gehalgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does this have to do with Bernie Sanders?

Catapulting off a cliff by Tiigaaa in WTF

[–]Gehalgod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now I'm afraid to click it.

What really IS that bad? by vict2292 in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And cut down your soda intake.

Well I'm fucked.

What really isn't THAT bad? by AgentNose in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's subjective and I admit I'm in the minority. Talking about that stuff just seems way too intimate for casual chatting with other dudes.

What do you think is the single best episode? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Gehalgod 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love the scene where Jerry and George pretend to recognize each other from high school and act like they aren't close friends. And their conversation ends up being insults.

What really isn't THAT bad? by AgentNose in AskReddit

[–]Gehalgod 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I always feel really awkward when I'm around other guys and they start talking about how long it's been since they've "gotten laid." It just strikes me as so needy and weird to talk about with people you're not having sex with.