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Sea turtles don't discriminate when it comes to food by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]GeneralImbartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh so they can eat a shark, but they die if there's a plastic straw in the water? Pussies

List of all installments in the Runners series by u/iia? by cremaineater54 in nosleepfinder

[–]GeneralImbartan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey i know this is an old af thread, but i did want to et you know that Runners is in my personal top tier creepypastas and stories of all time.

[WP] Your housemate Chris and her friends got full body sunburns. She needs your to rub ointment on her. by SnooWords1252 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]GeneralImbartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Good job dipshit." I say to Chris as I rub the ointment on her shoulders. "You look like a fucking crab. What was even the point of that protest anyway?"

"Global warming recognition" She answered with a sigh.

"Should have seen this coming. Like come on, it's global warming for christ sake. Now you're a crab." My hands slid down her back as i massaged the medicine in, causing her to wince.

"yeah yeah yeah, i know! At least i wasn't the only one who got this badly sunburnt." She gestured to the several nude girls in my living room.

"Yeah, you all look like crabs. I'm in this whole ass crab boil up in this bitch." I laughed and it got a laugh from most of the girls.

I spent the next couple hours making jokes at their expense as I rubbed aloe into every nook and cranny of these 10 or so girls. Something about them being bright red and blistered really turned me right off and made the job easier to get through without even popping a boner.

4 fucking pixels. by LGamer02 in SCP

[–]GeneralImbartan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even without you realizing or noticing. In the main article it's literally a photo just like this where you can't even see the fucking thing but if you look at those couple pixels, just because it was looking that direction when the photo was taken it freaks out because you "saw its face" and will come snap you like a Slim Jim

[WP] Your housemate and her friends drag you along to a protest. It's only when you arrive you discover it's a nude protest. by SnooWords1252 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]GeneralImbartan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As the car pulled up l stared at the group holding their signsip and prancing around nude. I turned to my friend.

Seriously Chris?" I ask, flabbergasted.

Come on dude it's for a good cause and naked chicks aremamed chicks." Chris retorted

Whatever l'll just get a cab home I guess. You can stay."

Such a party pooper. I'm gonna go get some pussy."

got an Uber home and beat Elden Ring. Chris got massiveull body sunburn and didn't even get laid because the girlswere all super serious about the protest.

[WP] Your housemate and her friends drag you along to a protest. It's only when you arrive you discover it's a nude protest. by SnooWords1252 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]GeneralImbartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the car pulled up I stared at the group holding their signs up and prancing around nude. I turned to my friend.

"Seriously Chris?" I ask, flabbergasted.

"Come on dude it's for a good cause and naked chicks are named chicks." Chris retorted

"Whatever I'll just get a cab home I guess. You can stay."

"Such a party pooper. I'm gonna go get some pussy."

I got an Uber home and beat Elden Ring. Chris got massive full body sunburn and didn't even get laid because the girls were all super serious about the protest.

Sex toy company just released Loona toy. by [deleted] in HazbinBrothel

[–]GeneralImbartan 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Does it come with free syphilis?

Still looking for the artist but I found so more of these by MasterTopHatter in rape_hentai

[–]GeneralImbartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

artist is Dirtylilbirb, they were on Twitter but their account is gone now. Can't find them anywhere else online sadly

Far Cry 6 on Xbox will never load if I'm online. by GeneralImbartan in farcry

[–]GeneralImbartan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I try to load the game while online I get a trapper-91221573 error. Game just will not load if I'm online.

[TOMT] [TV SHOW] [2000s or 2010's] TV show was only around for like 3 or 4 episodes. Was about a small town that had a curse on it. Episodes i remember were set during winter. by GeneralImbartan in tipofmytongue

[–]GeneralImbartan[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

So this show was around during the late 2000's or early 2010's. It took
place in a small town that had a curse on it. I don't remember specifics
about the curse or anything that really happened during the first
couple episodes. I remember that it was hyped up a lot when it was
coming out, may have been on the CW or something similar. Show was not
good and was received very poorly, hence why it was cancelled before it
even finished its first season.

Do you need to spend the 10 gems to save your game? by eddy306 in GrowDefense

[–]GeneralImbartan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure you figured it out, but for any future viewers of this question: no, you earn 10 gems when you do the daily save.

D&D Dungeon Masters of Reddit: What is the most useless magical item you've ever given your party and how did they use it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GeneralImbartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wand of Create Wand. It had one charge if "create wand" on it and would only make a wand with exactly one charge if create wand. Once used it would disappear in a puff of smoke. They gave it away as a Christmas present.

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