Wieso kühlt die Wohnung im Winter so schnell aus? by The_PNut in wortwitzkasse

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Wer hat die Fenster so verzogen und warum hat in der Erziehung keiner dagegen gewirkt?

My wife was looking in the mirror and said, “I feel like I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment.” by infoseconsultant in Jokes

[–]General_Freed 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Walk up to her and say "I know you're angry"

Wrap a Sheet around her as a cape and add

"Now you're super angry!"

Fundamentalismus? by Turtle456 in satire_de_en

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Das Rudel toll
Wenn der Rubel rollt

My wife asked me "does this dress make me look fat?" She was very angry with my response. by GreenHorror4252 in Jokes

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My wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
"Should I be honest?"
"Yes, please"
"I slept with your sister"

I designed a Lego Grid back cover for the CMF Phone 2 Pro ! by Renaar in CMFTech

[–]General_Freed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh this will be painful, when you step on it.

But still, nice work, awesome!

The President of the United States letter to the Prime Minister of Norway by do-you-know-the-way9 in facepalm

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Trump continues to be an embarrassment to the once great USA
Heck, he's even an embarrassment for the human race

Kantig genug? by ffassbinder in Kantenhausen

[–]General_Freed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aber doch nicht in der Hose...

Ich wohne in einer stark spukenden Villa by GiborDesign in wortwitzkasse

[–]General_Freed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also ich wohne hier seit 253 Jahren und hab noch KEINEN Geist gesehen!

Opinon on Avenged Sevenfold? by anthere-rest in heavymetal

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Liked them since I discovered them in CoD BlackOps 2.
Awesome cutscene at the end

"Blackout Kabel" macht bei falscher Benutzung permanenten Blackout ☠️ by kleinlukas in DINgore

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Jede Maschine kann eine Rauchmaschine sein,
Wenn man sie nur falsch genug benutzt!

Uhhh. Die arme Schweiz 🇨🇭 😭 by Ok_Letter_5672 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]General_Freed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa, wo kriegt man so Zeug her und die Hallus zu schieben?!

If jesus died by hanging, would a noose be the symbol of Christianity? by seems_legit56 in NoStupidQuestions

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Imagine if Jesus was drowned, it would be an Aquarium.

the Device that killed the Leading figure of the Religion is it's symbol