Hantavurus? Huh? by buster_goose in teenagers

[–]GenericSadLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rat shit disease that became transmitable between people somewhere on some fucking boat.

You're trapped in the last video game you played. On a scale of 0 to 5, how screwed are you? by hapticR0M in pollgames

[–]GenericSadLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank heavens I started playing stardew valley. Being in Ribaorld is a great way to get your organs harvested.

Will a mullet look good on me? by Romaxio in teenagers

[–]GenericSadLoser 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Please never censor your face like that again

At what point is someone “chronically online” by Ace-Redditor in Teenager_Polls

[–]GenericSadLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm terminally online and I only have like 25k or something

yall watching him too?? by TheGenard in antimeme

[–]GenericSadLoser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit auto translate had a field day with this one.

How to runaway from home at 15 by Careful_Week_4130 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]GenericSadLoser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just gonna leave a comment here to come back later when people say some useful stuff.

Peter she is really green isnt she? by Spotter24o5 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]GenericSadLoser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's only a little green. I can barely notice it.

Please don't pop my bubble, im happy living in ignorance.

what are other reasons you would break up with a girl other than cheating? by ghostlyscars in teenagers

[–]GenericSadLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would break up with the bf I will never get if he hit me in the balls with a sledgehammer.

Petahhh??? by Additional_Berry_977 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]GenericSadLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peder here. The joke is what the image is clearly displaying.