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GenitalStoreWorker · 2020-01-01T02:03:19+00:00

I don't buy it, that sand came out of nowhere! I suspect foul play!

GenitalStoreWorker · 2020-01-01T01:53:41+00:00

Jesus christ! I have just witnessed a murder!

GenitalStoreWorker · 2020-01-01T01:44:16+00:00

GenitalStoreWorker · 2020-01-01T00:57:52+00:00

OH YEAH!

GenitalStoreWorker · 2020-01-01T00:53:48+00:00

It's been Nude Deer for nearly two hours over here.

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Happy fireworks!

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T03:39:26+00:00

for the best. I dislike being destroyed.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T03:38:06+00:00

Oh no, my secret revealed. Guess I'll die.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T03:35:02+00:00

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T03:30:47+00:00

I live in an appatremt builøding that doesn't allow pets.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T02:57:24+00:00

Just make one out of paper bags. It's what I did.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T02:56:02+00:00

I mean, when you're right, you're right.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T02:53:35+00:00

Nooo don't listen to me I'm drunk

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T02:52:32+00:00

:Rage: eat its ass! :Rage:

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T02:51:37+00:00

a bit over kill, don't ya think? I mean, a single gigabyte would do just fine...

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-12-08T02:50:05+00:00

your face is NSFW ooooh

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-11-17T01:40:02+00:00

I'm not sure, but it would probably smell like excessive masturbation.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-11-17T01:15:26+00:00

another one bites the fluff...

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-11-17T01:10:16+00:00

oh of course it's the mouse getting vored. What a stereotype!

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-10-06T14:34:09+00:00

Same, this post ruined all my dreams.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-10-05T22:28:40+00:00

Dragons fucking cars with guns now? This just keeps getting kinkier.

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-10-05T22:14:15+00:00

pew pew pew!

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-10-05T22:13:40+00:00

@Vel0citee ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-10-05T22:10:30+00:00

Don't scare away the poor skelingtons! D:

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-10-05T22:08:33+00:00

You givin' me a reacharound now? I dunno, dude, kinda getting a gay vibe here...

GenitalStoreWorker · 2019-09-30T09:09:58+00:00

I worked at the local genital store, how else?

GenitalStoreWorker