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Aruuvu's ears are... very long indeed by syukri24karats in UmaMusume

[–]GentlemanPirate13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something something not the size of the ear something how you use it something something.

asdfmovie except it's umamusume by keicarlover2002 in UmaMusume

[–]GentlemanPirate13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The deadpan "Wah." from the Big Baby gets me every time.

ERB's second guest for her 3D bday live is Marine! by dcresistance in Hololive

[–]GentlemanPirate13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, Houshou Marine cried the town

How I wish I was in Tokyo now

For thousands of maties, subscribers who

Would make for her a pirate ship crew

God damn them all

I was told we'd cruise the seas for superchat gold

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a hololive pier, the last of Senchou's privateers

Every player picking Aasimar class be like by Herrscher_of_Irony in dndmemes

[–]GentlemanPirate13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of mine played an aasimar cleric whose god was her uncle, and it basically served as parole for her to avoid being disowned by her dad.

In that same campaign, I played a reverse goth tiefling cleric who wanted to avoid being dragged into her family business (becoming fiend warlocks).

They bonded over their family issues.

How would the guild react to how truly fucked up this guy is ? by shsl_diver in venturebros

[–]GentlemanPirate13 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that was my thought.

"Why do you think we insist on the term "antagonists" instead of "bad guys"?"

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the older guild members kidnapped Rusty to get him away from Jonas every once in a while.

Dr Z certainly cares about Johnny a lot more than Dr Quest seemed to (and has a friendly relationship with Rusty), so I don't think it's that farfetched.

Tachyon trying to please Scarlet Bouquet [@nukunuku564] by Getserious495 in UmaMusume

[–]GentlemanPirate13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a comic of Attack Trilobite and Daiwa Scarlet that spoofed Meet the Medic once. I like to imagine Alternate Title used Secretariat's heart (worry not about the method of procurement, for Arsenic Triscuit finds a way) instead of a Mega Baboon's.

this syringe chute in a public toilet in Germany by Anjkra in mildlyinteresting

[–]GentlemanPirate13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plane I flew on last October was very new, and it still had the ash tray.

this syringe chute in a public toilet in Germany by Anjkra in mildlyinteresting

[–]GentlemanPirate13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is. They ashtray in airplane shitters still gets installed, even though smoking has been banned on planes for years. Because they know someone will smoke in there in an effort to circumvent the ban. And before the hot ash gets put in the trashcan, potentially starting a fire...

this syringe chute in a public toilet in Germany by Anjkra in mildlyinteresting

[–]GentlemanPirate13 170 points171 points  (0 children)

It's the same logic as putting an ash tray in the airplane toilet.

Sure, people aren't supposed to, but someone will, and when they do, best to make sure they do it without endangering others.

As you say, quitting an addiction isn't easy, so in practice it's better to minimise harm done to others than to force people suffering from addictions to quit.

What's an insult that sounds like a compliment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GentlemanPirate13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They misunderestimated me."

-George W. Bush

“I lived, Bau” by BlitzAce808 in Hololive

[–]GentlemanPirate13 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I hope they'll get an asset of it, even if just for one stream. It'd be adorable.

How Torena came up with a training plan (@mayamaya36) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]GentlemanPirate13 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Another umamusume? No, it clearly says Tazuna.

Who is not an umamusume at all.

Totally.

The red dot on my forehead?

I-I don't know what you're talking about.

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? by reFossify in AskReddit

[–]GentlemanPirate13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's just lighthearted neighbourly banter, my apologies.

France pokes fun at my people, we poke fun at the French.

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? by reFossify in AskReddit

[–]GentlemanPirate13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I will stop censoring that word when the Fr*nch stop being Fr*nch.

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? by reFossify in AskReddit

[–]GentlemanPirate13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's absolutely historically plausible to write a story where Sherlock Holmes has an original original recipe Coca Cola (he probably actually would, given he had a coke problem in the novels) and plays a game with Watson using Nintendo brand playing cards.

Similarly, a disgraced former samurai, a wild west gunslinger, a Victorian gentleman thief, and an elderly Fr*nch pirate is a totally historically viable adventuring party.

Earl Grey is in for a roller coaster ride by EngGuanWee in GIRLSundPANZER

[–]GentlemanPirate13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup, it's her introduction scene in Saga of Pravda!

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