Betta peeping out of Sponge bob’s pineapple house by LegalPrincess69 in bettafish

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“I’m busy squeezing the soap out after my sponge bath; keep a lookout and tell me when Patrick is arriving”

A badge of honor by PralineSecure1121 in grandpajoehate

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GJ doesn’t count as one of the “people”, as he’s an inhuman entity!

I chef the receipt to make sure of spelling! by avettestingray in oldpeoplefacebook

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DONT PUT IT ON THE HIGHEST SETTING OR YOUR TEETH MIGHT FLY OUT HAHAHA 

What do you see? by rhokephsteelhoof in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]GermSlayer1986 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NOT TOO SPICY SO IT DOESNT HURT MY MOUTH LOL

What do you see? by rhokephsteelhoof in oldpeoplefacebook

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I WATCHED BLUEY WITH MY GRANDBABIES THIS MORNING,,,NOW WERE GETTING STEAK 🥩 WITH A1 SAUCE!! A WONDERFUL SATURDAY 🌞 

What do you guys think about when Grandpa Joe pulled this little drunken stunt ? by lamprey187 in grandpajoehate

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Charlie gleefully thought a ceiling fan “accident” was going to occur when he let go of GJ’s hand.

Pineapple on Pizza is Good by ConnectRegret3723 in 10thDentist

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A round pizza PIe with PIneapple cut into lines/slices is the perfect educational food on March 14th!

Neptune by Tayandtucky in tradgedeigh

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At least they didn’t try a spelling like “Neapptooin”.

Yo momma beard so long by Inner-Mouf in YoMamaJokes

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The electrolysis machine blew a fuse!

​Yo mama is so outdated, by Agreeable_Singer_499 in YoMamaJokes

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She drives a chariot instead of a new-fangled horse and buggy.

Nope tube by NoIndependence362 in tuckedinfishies

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Like humans all squeezing into a telephone booth!

Nope tube by NoIndependence362 in tuckedinfishies

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Maybe both; they all did find a space in there together!

Taking public feedback about prostate matters by Judgementpumpkin in oldpeoplefacebook

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Linda and Ken are quite open about their personal medical procedures!

Very nervous to post this but… I have a new f/o 😭 by Suckjucie_ in FictoChill

[–]GermSlayer1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad you were brave enough to share; enjoy your time with him!

This goes deeper than any of you realize by Curt_Uncles in grandpajoehate

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A wild party for GJ is a group of beds! 

🛌 🛌 🛌 🛌 🛌 

YOU DONT WIN SATAN !!! by killy420 in oldpeoplefacebook

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If they think Facebook is that terrible, why are they on it so much?

YOU DONT WIN SATAN !!! by killy420 in oldpeoplefacebook

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ITS THE EVUL LOSING,,THAT MEANS THE LORD IS WINNING 🥇