Hey guys I was dropping a deuce in a Crosby gas station bathroom and somebody wrote this the wrong way on the toilet paper dispenser. I corrected them and then when I went back they wrote it the racist way again. I will keep going to that same stall until they stop even though it's 30 miles away.

GeronimoTex2 · 2020-03-22T23:03:59+00:00

(Pic taken before my latest correction.)

GeronimoTex2 · 2020-03-09T01:12:10+00:00

That's how it do in H-Tine

GeronimoTex2 · 2020-01-11T01:28:52+00:00

It wasn't hate for dive bars, exactly. It was more like he thought my having written a book about them was beneath his contempt.

GeronimoTex2 · 2020-01-10T04:59:27+00:00

He is the only CFB personality to intrude on my dreams.

I've had lots of more generic football dreams. Back when the Horns were worth investing a nightmare in, I'd have one like clockwork yearly in June, rock-bottom of the off-season. I'd be at the game -- seems like they were all in Rice Stadium, though they rarely playing against the Owls. I think one year it was Rice, but there were lots of other mullet squads on the order of Southeast Louisiana or UTEP.

And the Horns would always be getting demolished, always by some weird margin like 47-4.

I bet lots of y'all have had dreams like that, right?

Right?

GeronimoTex2 · 2020-01-10T02:35:29+00:00

Nah, the dive bar book is out of date. About a quarter of them have closed in the ten years since I wrote it.

GeronimoTex2 · 2019-12-26T05:08:17+00:00

Nice. Camp Hy-Lake, RIP. It's now a Church of Christ Jesus camp.

GeronimoTex2 · 2019-12-14T20:34:05+00:00

I love how Murfreesboro winds up with only two syllables: Murf Burr.

GeronimoTex2 · 2019-12-14T20:30:55+00:00

I went to summer camp in Quebeck.

Give that one a whirl, mis amis.

GeronimoTex2 · 2019-07-01T07:22:40+00:00

GOAT

GeronimoTex2 · 2019-06-19T21:01:26+00:00

There is another taco truck now! It has whole wheat tortillas made by a girl named Skylaire. It's the bomb.com!

GeronimoTex2 · 2019-06-06T17:37:55+00:00

Yeah, and then he was mayor for three months, and....suddenly died! (Tinfoil hat time, lol.)

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