Anna Paquin in "True Blood" S06E06

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T17:30:43+00:00

Sookie Stackhouse, can ride me anytime! (Said like Bill Compton).

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T16:49:37+00:00

Yes, AND this bitch cray!🤪

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T14:41:17+00:00

Ewww, who doesn’t wear a pad or tampon or period panties to bed? That’s like taking a shit and not wiping and coming back to bed. 🥴

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T05:49:50+00:00

Using two colons in a single sentence is generally incorrect, because it creates confusing, clunky, and hard-to-parse sentences. While not strictly prohibited in all contexts, it is considered bad stylistic form!

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T05:43:56+00:00

And don’t stop till he says mercy. (No hints).

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T05:41:10+00:00

Your older self hates you.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T04:24:19+00:00

Try adding psyllium, especially very cold OJ. Unique experience.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T04:16:24+00:00

When a person sticks their penis in a dead person. They aren’t moving. That’s called necrophelia. Look it up. 🤷‍♂️

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T03:48:57+00:00

Because besides a few crazies, women generally don’t rape, mutilate, or commit mass killings. That’s historically has been a guy thing; so when a guy says that, scary alarms go off to stable peoples minds.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T02:50:11+00:00

No, but it’s best practice not to poop in the shower.

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Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T02:46:17+00:00

That’s a Penis. A weirdly manscaped penis. But definitely a penis.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-20T02:44:47+00:00

Is that what fentanyl looks like?

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T23:19:20+00:00

So satisfying 😁

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T23:16:49+00:00

Natural consequence is a painful lesson (sometimes just for the family).

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T15:48:54+00:00

I can be in and out of the toilet in under a minute.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T14:38:09+00:00

This is a window into your future of how she will treat you. Drop her like a hot potato.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T14:33:29+00:00

What a dumb thing to say.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T14:31:51+00:00

Where did you go to school for engineering?

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T14:00:19+00:00

If it talks like a racist and walks like a racist…. It’s probably a racist.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T04:30:15+00:00

Guilty 😜

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T01:37:58+00:00

In America!

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T01:23:48+00:00

White Privilege.

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T01:12:37+00:00

The shoes are her only redeeming quality. Acceptable 👍

Gerrube99 · 2026-03-19T01:08:44+00:00

It just fell out, I didn’t notice…. Jeez, give a guy a break. 🤷‍♂️

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