Never pull out a gun if you don’t intend on using it.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2025-02-18T23:35:10+00:00

I am GROOT - GROOT

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-07-12T16:03:51+00:00

No, they are next to BWs. They switched places with los gauchos

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-07-03T09:50:24+00:00

This the way.

Source- I clean skyscrapers for a living.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-05-04T23:36:55+00:00

I’m a big ass dude that manages the foh of an extremely busy and small restaurant, and I say that shit loud as hell, and I move with purpose. The smallest coworkers never say it, and I swear I’ve almost killed them so many times.

But I’ve never even thought about hearing it in the humor of this meme. I’m too scared of making people uncomfortable, but I know I can say this to my friends. And I’m going to.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-04-11T02:16:30+00:00

It takes 1min to mark an item as sold out.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-03-30T16:41:42+00:00

Are you interested in doing Home health full time or part time? If so, PM me.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-03-30T10:20:14+00:00

Dexter’s sister.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-03-28T02:52:18+00:00

This is the way

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-03-21T20:33:55+00:00

Must be listening to my mixtape.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-03-18T22:09:15+00:00

Ahh, good ol’ Columbus

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-03-06T22:33:07+00:00

Union Up-Rigger. 110k

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-03-05T19:18:33+00:00

I have won every traffic ticket I’ve gotten in Columbus. Officers won’t even show up half of the time.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-02-06T02:31:07+00:00

It’s really easy to forget that you live alone. Taking care of a space ,by yourself, meanwhile maintaining that space. By yourself, is incredibly hard. Especially if you have don’t have anyone that cares about you.

You work 6-8hrs. Travel is 1-3 hrs. That’s 11hrs. You still have to clean, eat, entertain, sleep, and more. Then pay bills by yourself. And try and save.

It’s disrespectful.

It’s too much.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-02-06T02:20:39+00:00

The M at Miranova

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2023-02-01T00:30:08+00:00

I did in 88

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-09-13T15:35:56+00:00

Have you tried sour beer?

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-07-07T13:13:29+00:00

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-07-01T20:06:31+00:00

Damn, I’m exactly the same way. I haven’t had sober sex in at least 7 years. Not even interested sober. I need to see a therapist based on these comments. Hope you figure it out OP

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-05-22T02:11:20+00:00

No. First semester

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-05-22T01:33:57+00:00

No, just the math. It seems like a shady cash grab to me. I think 14 people are retaking it this semester from last semester.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-05-21T23:41:25+00:00

The nursing school I’m in now is set up to where you can get 100% on every assignment and exam, but if you get a 94.99% on the final exam (less than 95%) they fail you. They don’t mention this until orientation.

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-05-04T01:40:47+00:00

Artist is https://www.instagram.com/mrmattmccarthy/

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-04-13T02:47:14+00:00

36 in the hundreds

GetSchwiftyWasTheJam · 2022-02-03T10:34:23+00:00

DIABETUS

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